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Legal Antics 
Chronicling legal humor-- because let's face it-- lawyers take themselves far too seriously and the law is damn funny if you look at it through the right lens.
Post Frequency: 2.5/day Last Entry: August 08, 2011 at 07:55:00 Recent Entries: 535
By Nicole Black, Esq.
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This should have happened a long time ago.
Posted on December 01, 2008Thanks to a regular reader for pointing out this Radio News "story" from the Onion:
"Insecure, moody and fairly damaged"? Say no more-I'm sold!
Posted on November 25, 2008From a recent Craiglist posting:Perfect on Paper - 24 Here's the thing, it's easy for people to lie about themselves, or even tell the truth but spin it. Given that, I can make myself look pretty damn good without saying...
Because oxycondone fixes everything.
Posted on November 24, 20081PM Don't Practice Law Without It Worker #1: I mean, I just want to tell them I can't make them feel better. *Bob* can't make them feel better. *Katrina* can't make them feel better. Their doctors can't make them feel...
The headline says it all.
Posted on November 20, 2008Bush: 'I regret saying some things I shouldn't have said' (CNN)"I regret saying some things I shouldn't have said," Bush told CNN's Heidi Collins when asked to reflect on his regrets over his two terms as president. "Like 'dead or...
Mild-mannered law student by day...
Posted on November 19, 2008Bad-ass laptop defender by night:ASU student Alex Botsios said he had no problem giving a nighttime intruder his wallet and guitars.When the man asked for Botsios' laptop, however, the first-year law student drew the line."I was like, 'Dude, no --...
See what the law can do to your morale?
Posted on November 18, 20085PM The Highest Aspiration in Norristown Young attorney #1: I look like an old woman in this coat.Young attorney #2: Maybe a slutty old woman.Young attorney #1: I wish I was a slutty old woman.Norristown, Pennsylvaniavia Overheard in the Office,...
"Sexy time"? Borat? Is that you?
Posted on November 17, 2008Lawyer Is LOOKING FOR A SEXY FEMALE PERSONAL ASSISTANT (Downtown LA) Reply to: gigs-902322956@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-11-01, 6:50PM PDT The job: answer the phone, organize my agenda, book meetings, pick me up or drop me off at the airport. Shopping...
Gen Y in action
Posted on November 14, 2008Via the Billable Hour comes the following greeting card/comic. For more lawyer cartoons, visit www.Stus.com:
Bitter Lawyer-Gayholm Sydrome
Posted on November 12, 2008It's episode 5 of the Bitter Lawyer, for your viewing enjoyment:
Sure, if by "chat" you mean "I run like hell"
Posted on November 11, 2008It Says Here the Mule Consented? Cop: You know there's a warrant out for your arrest, right?Guy with arm in cast: Oh, really?Cop: Yeah... So we should probably have a chat about that.Town CourtDuanesburg, New YorkOverheard by: 91 in a...
Calling all bald lawyers...
Posted on November 10, 2008cute girl seeking bald lawyer - 20 (south hadley) Reply to: pers-870818069@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-10-08, 12:52AM EDT Hi there. I like shoes and music and pillow fights in the rain and Leibniz and whales, and I'm looking for a bald...
Attorney lunch.
Posted on November 05, 2008It seems that Freeborn & Peters, LLP is a Chicago law firm with a sense of humor. Or, at least a firm that allows their associates to have one.On their website, they ask: What happens when you let your Associates...
All that--and a lawyer to boot!
Posted on November 04, 2008Via Craigslist:**********handsome sexy New York Lawyer Reply to: pers-866705972@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-10-05, 4:19AM MSD no children willing to come to meet you and then have vacation in Jamaica help you with modeling career you must be slender and super model...
Tell me I'm not the only one reminded of negotiations with their offspring?
Posted on November 04, 2008Via the Billable Hour comes the following greeting card/comic. For more lawyer cartoons, visit www.Stus.com:
Because listening is so overrated.
Posted on November 03, 20083PM I Will Now Return to My Reverie, Already in Progress Lawyer on phone: Ya know, I wasn't really paying attention to what you were saying, but I am leaning towards agreeing with you.St. Petersburg, FloridaOverheard by: IWNDRYvia Overheard in...
Ain't that the truth.
Posted on October 31, 2008Via the Billable Hour comes the following greeting card/comic:
Bitter Lawyer
Posted on October 29, 2008Yet another webisode of the hysterical "Bitter Lawyer" series. Watch it. It's funny.Red Wine-Season 1 Episode 4
A match made in heavan.
Posted on October 28, 2008I say we introduce this chick to the "older attorney" from yesterday. Am I right or am I right?And They Can Afford to Breed With You Female law student in interview suit: I just get along with older white guys....
You had me at "older".
Posted on October 27, 2008From a recent Craiglist listing:Older Attorney Seeks Younger Girlfriend - 39 Call it a mid-life crisis, but I want a younger girlfriend. I'm 6'0", 195lb., and of German-Italian heritage, divorced with no kids. I'm a former pentathlete, so I'm in...
Judges can be so picky.
Posted on October 24, 2008Via the Billable Hour comes the following greeting card/comic. For more criminal law cartoons, visit www.Stus.com:
What happens when you file a hard boiled egg with the Court.
Posted on October 22, 2008Via Lowering the Bar comes the following oh-so-humorous Order (click to enlarge each page):
The Bitter Lawyer-Webisode 4
Posted on October 21, 2008Season 1, Epiisode 4 in the Bitter Lawyer Series for your viewing amusement: Red Wine.
God prevails. For now.
Posted on October 20, 2008As reported in this AP article, last year Nebraska Senator Ernie Chambers filed the lawsuit last year seeking a permanent injunction against God, and alleged that God made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents and inspired fear and...
You get what you pay for.
Posted on October 17, 2008Via the Billable Hour comes the following greeting card/comic. For more criminal law cartoons, visit www.Stus.com:
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