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Legal Antics 

Chronicling legal humor-- because let's face it-- lawyers take themselves far too seriously and the law is damn funny if you look at it through the right lens.
Post Frequency: 2.6/day Last Entry: August 08, 2011 at 07:55:00 Recent Entries: 554
By Nicole Black, Esq.
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It's a reasonable request.
Posted on May 25, 2011Via On the Record in Cook County : Defense Counsel - I need at least 25 pages to summarize all my legal arguments your honor. Judge - You can write 25 pages counselor so long as you tell me which...
In case you're in the mood to stay within the lines...
Posted on May 23, 2011A coloring book for the lawyers out there who are afraid to dance to the beat of their own drum. Related articles Exercise as a Mood-Lifter (everydayhealth.com)
It'd be funny if it weren't true...
Posted on May 18, 2011Image via Wikipedia Every legal client needs one of these.
I have no comment...
Posted on May 11, 2011Other than, this video of a SWAT team in action kinda reminds me of this Far Side cartoon:
And they wonder why we can fix things when they hire us.
Posted on May 09, 2011Copyright Infringement Lawyer: So you actually filed a copyright application? Creative director: Oh, no, we just slapped a circle "c" after everything. 312 Plum Street Cincinnati, Ohio via Overheard in the Office, Jun 19, 2006
Am I the only one confused by the lap dance reference?
Posted on May 04, 2011Lawyer wants to bring hot girl to the strip club tonight - 34 (Ft. Lauderdal - W Hotel) Date: 2011-04-18, 9:54AM EDT Reply To This Post Hi! I am an attorney here in Ft. Lauderdale for business. I am staying...
That's what they all say
Posted on April 20, 2011The Liars Are Our Clients Five-year-old boy, visiting dad's law firm: I wish I could work here. One day, I'm gonna become a liar so I can work here. Father: 'Lawyer.' It's pronounced lawyer. Washington, DC Overheard by: amco via...
I'll never look at tuna noodle casserole the same way again.
Posted on April 18, 2011Friend with benefits - m4w - 102 (Chigwell Essex) Date: 2011-04-06, 6:58PM BST Reply To This Post Mature sexy attractive lawyer seeks sexy young female friend whom he can shower with "benefits" in return for good company over a dinner...
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Posted on April 08, 2011Image via Wikipedia As I've mentioned before, I recently became involved in a really interesting new project: The Xemplar. It's a new website devoted to innovative solo and small firm attorneys that lead the way and make a postive impact...
Sound advice.
Posted on March 30, 2011Regardless, You'll Be Judged. Judge: So I'll adjourn this trial to April 12, 2012. Lawyer: They say the world may end in 2012. Judge: Then I recommend you settle the case. --Civil Court, Sutphin Boulevard, Jamaica Overheard by: Big Larry...
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How to evict a roommate?
First, in most jurisdictions "self-help" is not a remedy available to any party ...
I have worked for this employer for only three weeks. The employer makes up his own rules as to what he chooses to report for the purpose of property taxes. He tells me to "let them come after us". He defines Entertain
He arrogantly insists, "let them come after us." Well, if you are invo...
This has happened 3 or 4 times a month now- they have turned the electric off 2 days consecutively, the water off about 9 or 10 times now, and our heat has broken 5 times (once it would not shut off, and we were forced t
i say stick with the apartment. eventually, everything possible will be replaced...
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you can always take them to small claims court and sure them for 3 times the amo...








