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Legal Antics 
Chronicling legal humor-- because let's face it-- lawyers take themselves far too seriously and the law is damn funny if you look at it through the right lens.
Post Frequency: 2.5/day Last Entry: August 08, 2011 at 07:55:00 Recent Entries: 535
By Nicole Black, Esq.
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Come Learn With Me at Solo Practice University
Posted on January 16, 2009I'm thrilled to announce that I've joined the faculty at Solo Practice University?, a web-based educational community that will help you learn about the one thing that most law schools fail to teach: the "practice of law." At Solo Practice...
Goldilocks-felon in the making.
Posted on January 15, 2009Via the Billable Hour comes the following greeting card/comic. For more criminal law cartoons, visit www.Stus.com:
He's also really modest-with good reason.
Posted on January 13, 2009SEXY, TAN, MUSCULAR LAWYER / MODEL LOOKING FOR PRETTY N SMART GIRL Reply to: pers-979396128@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2009-01-03, 8:32PM PST Are there any girls out there with beauty and brains? Seems like a rarity I guarantee that total package. I...
An example of why lawyers are oh-so-popular.
Posted on January 12, 200912PM Can't You at Least Get Your Guide Dog to Do It for You? Male disability attorney, venting to paralegal: I just kept thinking. Seriously, how can you not get your paperwork done? You're disabled, what else do you have...
Bushisms over the years
Posted on January 08, 2009Via this Yahoo article, some awesome Bushisms:? "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." ? September 2000, explaining his energy policies at an event in Michigan. ? "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" ?...
Bitter Lawyer-Yale
Posted on January 07, 2009Yet another episode of the hysterical series, Bitter Lawyer. I bring you "Yale":
He's awfully demanding-and apparently very, very clean.
Posted on January 06, 2009Attractive Fun, Passionate,Spontaneous Lawyer Seeking A Sexy Fun Woman - 33 (OC ( CDM ) Please be Cuie) Reply to: pers-900467546@craigslist.org [?] Date: 2008-10-31, 7:32AM PDT Please read the ad, and be looking for the same thing. I gave this...
He's just being honest.
Posted on January 05, 200912PM We're Still on For Tonight's Lingerie Pillow-Fight, Right? Male attorney to another: We're not going to circulate this externally, not yet. If we want to do that internally, that's fine--that can be just between us girls.Bethesda, Marylandvia Overheard in...
Happy New Year!
Posted on December 31, 2008See you next year! In the meantime, from me to you-Happy New Year!
Great question.
Posted on December 30, 2008A lawyer joke for you: A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician said, ?Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam...
I wondered that very same thing about 1/2 my law school colleagues.
Posted on December 29, 2008Only Metaphysically. Student: Isn't all truth metaphysical by this standard?Law professor: Are you stoned?UC HastingsSan Francisco, CaliforniaOverheard by: Loving thisvia Overheard Everywhere, Dec 18, 2008
Happy Holidays!
Posted on December 24, 2008Legal Antics will be on a brief hiatus until the weekend. In the meantime-Happy Holidays!
To my fellow members of the tribe...
Posted on December 22, 2008Happy Hanukkah! Enjoy the rest of the holiday and while you're at it, enjoy the following from the Fail Blog:
Clients do the darndest things.
Posted on December 19, 2008Via the Billable Hour comes the following greeting card/comic. For more criminal law cartoons, visit www.Stus.com:
I gotta hand it to you Mr. President.
Posted on December 18, 2008Your instinctively lightning quick response to an unexpected shoe flying at your face was pretty adept. Too bad the rest of your instincts during the last two terms weren't quite as impressive.
Damn those Sudanese refugees!
Posted on December 17, 20085PM What If We Bribe You with Cake? Lawyer: You know they are bringing in immigrants and everything.Conference caller: I don't know if I want to testify against a Sudanese refugee! Do we have to?Lawyer: Something tells me we are...
The Divine Queen of the Almighty Eternal Creator Addresses the California Supreme Court
Posted on December 15, 2008Thanks to the Box Turtle Bulletin for pointing out this gem of an amicus curaie brief. Some choice snippets from the brief:After a night full of dreams, before dawn of November 11, 2008, before I woke up in the morning,...
Just toys? Bummer.
Posted on December 12, 2008Via the Billable Hour comes the following greeting card/comic. For more lawyer cartoons, visit www.Stus.com:
Obviously.
Posted on December 09, 2008Via Overheard in New York:Awesome judge: If you do not have a basic understanding of the English language, you will not be able to serve. If you cannot understand what I'm saying, please come up now. Now, two translators will...
Lawyer holiday greetings
Posted on December 08, 2008Thanks to Denise Howell for pointing out this ABA holiday card:
But, it's such a practical defense!
Posted on December 05, 2008Via the Billable Hour comes the following greeting card/comic. For more lawyer cartoons, visit www.Stus.com:
How to really talk to cops.
Posted on December 03, 2008Via Cracked.com comes this useful primer on how to talk to "da man". Some of my favorite pointers: When you see the familiar lights of a police car flashing in your rear view mirror, your immediate instinct is going to...
Jonathan Lee Riches attacks again.
Posted on December 02, 2008Via Above the Law, it appears that Jonathan Lee Riches, one of the most prolific pro se litigants of all time, has filed a motion to intervene in MDY v. Blizzard, asserting that World of Warcraft caused him to live...
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Did I harass someone?
Oh, yes. This can be taken in as so many things, especially since you had testif...
How to evict a roommate?
First, in most jurisdictions "self-help" is not a remedy available to any party ...
I have worked for this employer for only three weeks. The employer makes up his own rules as to what he chooses to report for the purpose of property taxes. He tells me to "let them come after us". He defines Entertain
He arrogantly insists, "let them come after us." Well, if you are invo...
This has happened 3 or 4 times a month now- they have turned the electric off 2 days consecutively, the water off about 9 or 10 times now, and our heat has broken 5 times (once it would not shut off, and we were forced t
i say stick with the apartment. eventually, everything possible will be replaced...
The company I worked for forced me to quit instead of dealing with someone harassing me, what can I do?
Look up CONSTRUCTIVE DISCHARGE...................this looks like what happened t...
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