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Legally Blonde Ambition 

Awaiting her life calling as a Supreme Court Justice or the life coach of Britney Spears. In the meantime you’ll find her in the law library... shopping online.
Post Frequency: 1.9/day Last Entry: July 09, 2009 at 19:32:00 Recent Entries: 304
By "Daisy Duke"
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Jury Freaking Duty
Posted on April 23, 2008I got a notice in the mail today that I've been randomly selected as a potential juror in the United States District Court. Maybe I wouldn't be so annoyed if this wasn't the third time since living in the Big City I've gotten jury duty. I have only lived here for three years...
I've Got Nothing
Posted on April 23, 2008Well other than this: Appalling.As I've less than a month left as a clerk at BPLF (Which, um, maybe I'm coming back to? But maybe I'm not?) I'm wondering what the exit protocol is, considering more than likely I won't have any answers on that situation...
Anti-Climatic
Posted on April 22, 2008Last night was my last night class ever. And it was going well until the police came in and said we had to evacuate the building immediately.Note to all jokers out there: Bomb threats on schools are taken very seriously.And so I left and took a cab home with the lovely Legal Lucy where we discussed the awesomeness that is not knowing what exactly we are doing upon graduation...
A Slap In The Face
Posted on April 20, 2008My Mom & Dad built their new place to capture the views:I think they did a decent job.And now, I am back. BISMOW and I both finally unpacked for semi-good (I have a trip to an amazing lakefront community on the Great Lakes planned the week between graduation & Bar/Bri...
On The Road Again...
Posted on April 17, 2008Trial = Turned Into A One Way Ticket To The Appellate Court.That's about all I can say.Appellate briefs baby, appellate briefs.(For those who arn't legal dorks, a whole lotta nonsense went down and the overall determination is we need clarification on points of law from the higher-ups...
Same Song, Second Verse
Posted on April 17, 2008I've worked 30.3 hours past my normal 30-hour a work week schedule in the past 7 days. I was out of town for two of them. And I still made it to one of my classes this week.The. End.(Um but this 2" trial brief? With six attachments? Is going to cause opposing counsel to freak...
Overtime
Posted on April 15, 2008I was supposed to work for two hours today & then go to school.I'm approaching hour twelve in the office. I ate lunch & dinner at my desk. And my head still hurts.The sweet sweet smell of overtime, I mean, success. Or sleep deprivation. One of the above.
Hypochondriac
Posted on April 14, 2008I'm fairly certain this horrific splitting headache (complete with nausea, photophobia, and dizziness) is the exact same thing our client (in the current trial) died of.That or a sympathetic manifestation of the same symptoms.But I'm going with an intra-cranial brain bleed because oh man it hurts...
They Won!
Posted on April 13, 2008And all was well.Now back to the grind. (Sigh. Big, big sigh.)Only two weeks of law school classes left. So very overwhelming yet underwhelming at the same time. Considering I have to immediately start studying for the bar after I graduate I have a feeling it will be a big anti-climatic moment...
Schedule
Posted on April 12, 2008NHL Playoff Game LIVE!!Back to the Big City to do Trial! Prep! Yay! Trial!Also to do the assignment another partner needed someone to do that I signed up for because, man, I'm trying to get a job there. And if that means a few more hours of work (that hey, I get paid for...
Thou Shall
Posted on April 10, 2008If you are ever going to trial, I would highly recommend you "google" all the parties to the case as well as any expert witness you or the other side have proffered.Because you might just hit paydirt. It might be inadmissible paydirt, but it might also add the perfect fuel to the fire to make you remember why you do this...
Mushy: An Update
Posted on April 10, 2008The morning Mushy the Heart jumped out at BISMOW from a juice glass. Muahahaha.And then he was hiding in my skivvies drawer. Sigh.* * *And now, an excerpt from work:2nd Chair of Upcoming Trial: Daisy what are you doing tonight? Do you have class? Daisy: Umm...
NOLA Love
Posted on April 09, 2008Nola of Nola Notes went to my favorite restuarant and ordered my favorite thing in the whole entire world, what I have dubbed "heaven on a plate".It made me smile as I tried to unbury myself from the 8 binders of depositions & paperwork I'm wading through for trial next week...
Mushy
Posted on April 09, 2008A few weeks ago when Eddie & HASWOE came to visit, Eddie gave me a parting gift: a mushy stress ball in the shape of a heart. It is red and covered in the logo of some company...highly scientific description I'm sure. Anyway, BISMOW and I think that this mushy heart is quite funny and BISMOW threatened to hide it where I would least expect it, so the mushy heart would jump out and scare me...
Change
Posted on April 08, 2008Starbucks had new cups today and I almost died, right there on the spot. We all know how I feel about Starbucks Red Cups, so any change in the cups is something I need some advanced warning on. Then, right before I died there on the spot I had to pull it together and ask the Barista to please give me a new-new cup because he had just sloshed half my drink down the side of the one he was about to hand me...
No News Is....
Posted on April 07, 2008The National Conference of Bar Examiners has deemed me to be ethical enough to pass the ethical-lawyer exam.Interpret that how you will.Either way, my calendar in August just got cleared as I don't have to re-take the sucker.As for my job, well, no, thanks for asking, I have not heard anything about...
Good Morning Sunshine
Posted on April 07, 2008Getting back in the swing of things after a little vacation is never fun, but what is less fun is being the office-mate to the person bitching about being back in the confines of meetings & deadlines after their faabulous, relaxing vaacation so I shall strive to not be that person...
The End
Posted on April 06, 2008Sunburned.Hungover. (Oh man am I hungover)Home with BISMOW. Ahhhhh. And now, an excerpt from last night:Mama PAG: Daisy youuu are drunk! Daisy: No, YOU are drunk (emphatic finger pointing towards Mama Pag) !!!Please excuse me while I find the section in Miss Manners on the appropriate hostess gift to send after such an incident.
Update
Posted on April 04, 2008Scarlett, PAG and myself just finished breakfast on a balcony overlooking the ocean. It was divine. Not so divine: the raging hangovers AND my horrific sunburn on a patch of my right knee and my left bicep. Note to self: if you are going to wear SPF 70 for your fair fair skin, it works best in an even application...
Back To Our Regularly Scheduled Programming
Posted on April 02, 2008I am here. Hilarity ensues. Yadda. Yadda. Yadda.Ooh, but on a slightly cheerier note, I am going on vaaacaaation tomorrow morning. Even though I'm not thrilled that someone, ahem, PAG, booked us on the earliest butt-crack of dawn flight EVER out of the Big City I am excited for some sun (haha pasty white opaque self get ready for some suuunscreen!) and some relaxation, and truth be told, BISMOW is excited to watch the Red Wings games in perfect silence and peace back in the Big City...
Overwhelmed
Posted on April 01, 2008There is a lot going on these days and because this is my blog so I get to write about whatever I want because it is MY blog and I'll complain if I want to, I just need to vent a smidge.Classes end in four weeks. Four weeks! Holy crapola. And I have a lot of assignments to turn in during those weeks...
I Don't Suppose You Know What It Means...
Posted on March 31, 2008So remember that one time, a long time ago (i.e. about a week ago) when I gave you a schedule of some posts? And you were all like "Daisy, a schedule hahahah" and I was all like "No for seriously really, I will follow it!!" And then I didn't and y'all felt vindicated?Well here is one of the long ago promised topics:The Easter Basket & Its Innards BISMOW's Mom gave us lovely Easter baskets filled with lovely things...
Whew
Posted on March 31, 2008Some weekends are relaxing and quiet. Others are not. Lets go with the latter of the two and recap the past four days:- My cousin, Baby Daisy, came into town. Yay!- Eddie & HASWOE came into town, surprised the living pants off of me. Anonymous Hottie was pleased with her surprising skills, rightfully so...
Hollywood
Posted on March 27, 2008There is a movie with a very, very famous set of actors and actresses filming on my block this week. When I say filming on my block I mean right in front of my damn apartment. I can't tell you which movie or actors in case, say, some internet-weirdo does some research and finds where I live and shows up and hacks me into bits for saying something they didn't "agree" with, but um, in the meantime, think big...
The Fate Of The Free World Depends On It:
Posted on March 26, 2008Me owning the following shoes. (Yeah. I know. Two posts, one day, neither on the schedule. But these shoes are very important.)Oh they are all black? I didn't notice. But um, black goes with everything. And everything I own. You say boring, I say classic...
The End of The World As We Know It
Posted on March 26, 2008Big sigh of relief that y'all agree that diapers should not be changed on tables designed for eating. I think we should start a club, some sort of "Keep Sidney's Butt Off My Table But In The Meantime, Please Install Changing Tables In All Public Restrooms", except KSBOMTBINTMPICTIAPR isn't really catchy...
Butt Paste & DQ
Posted on March 25, 2008Bet you didn't think that would ever be the headline of anything you read did you? Well, times are changing folks, and apparently some people think the mixing of butt paste and a Dairy Queen table is appropriate.The scene is as follows:Dairy Queen, somewhere on the route from Big City to Big City...
We Take A Break In Our Regularly Scheduled Programming...
Posted on March 24, 2008Sometimes, as I stare at my law school debt, or want to go to bed but really have to finish reading depositions & then start my homework, I wonder why I went into law. When I hear the media bash the "liberal tort bar" or the "liberal trial bar" I wonder what mess I've jumped straight into...
Back & Better Than Ever
Posted on March 23, 2008So. Before I begin to tell you all about the Easter meet-n-greet with BISMOW & his family I figured I'd give you a schedule for the upcoming week. Consider it my gift to you:- The Contents of The Easter Baskets: Dissected - The Incident of The Butt Paste & Dairy Queen (who knew DQ would become a common topic?)- The Incident of the Sock & The Dryer- Maybe a few old tales of my failures to come across as cool calm & collected with the The Ex (including the Cosmo on the white carpet story...
My Interview Skills Are Like....
Posted on March 21, 2008So. Easter. Yay?I am going to another Big City with BISMOW to meet his entire family. I've decided my Easter dress is not as flattering as I once thought. Big sigh. I hope they like me. I haven't done this in...years.I'd forgotten how nerve wracking this whole thing was...
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