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Things NOT to "experiment" with, while drunk:

Posted on June 16, 2008
Self Tanner.-

Yet Another Reason Working Out Sucks

Posted on June 10, 2008
I only brought one shoe to the gym today. I have no idea how this happened. Anyway, I decided that since I already went all the way down to the gym, I should probably get a workout in, and I had my swimsuit with me, so I figured I'd swim laps. Now in order for a girl to put a swimsuit on, she needs to remove all her clothes...

Before we get all "Woo Hoo!! Ellen Can Marry Portia"...

Posted on June 10, 2008
A few states recognizing gay marriages says something good about the state of LGBT rights, certainly.This, however, says something very very bad. You cannot read the opinion and not feel sick about how gays are treated in this country. Or maybe you can and you're a douchebag...

Loud Talker on the Red Line #7

Posted on May 28, 2008
OK. I sorta thought that maybe I'd grown past these sort of posts. That maybe my blog should be slightly more dignified or something like that. Ok. Actually that never crossed my mind. However, I did start to think the Loud Talker posts were a thing of the past...

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Soundtrack to my Life

Posted on May 25, 2008
VCU Girl brought up an interesting idea. VCU Girl is also on my shit list because she just sang the freecreditreport.com theme song to me and I can't fucking get it out of my head.Anyway, back to VCU Girl's interesting idea. What would the soundtrack to my life be? So I decided I'd try to come up with exactly what that would be...

HOCKEY! It's so awesome that I...

Posted on May 25, 2008
ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzcan't stay awake to finish that thought.It's a good thing Detroit is winning though. I mean, the Stanley Cup is all about whoever says the most retarded things in front of a microphone wins, right?"I love to score goals," Mikael Samuelsson said...

WOAH. Wait. Wendy...

Posted on May 20, 2008
is short for GWENDOLYN??Is this common knowledge? I mean, it makes sense. But I had no idea. It's just this kind of shit that makes me feel like such an idiot. Seriously. Does everyone know this? I'm floored.

So....

Posted on May 19, 2008
I lost a case today. Well. Sorta. I can't go into it. I have something going on that I really wish I could blog about. But I can't. At least not for about 9 more weeks. Then I still don't know if I can or will. But for those of you who know me, IT might be over soon...

Oh, and also...

Posted on May 07, 2008
I need a new book....I am taking recommendations. Just don't recommend Devel in the White City. Because I don't like it. ----------------I'm a little bored.

Grace Gets a Physical

Posted on May 07, 2008
I eat red meat at least 3 times a week.I smoked more than a pack of cigarettes every day for over ten years. (admittedly I quit almost two years ago)I drink like a frat boy.My medicine cabinet makes Judy Garland's medicine cabinet look like the snack cooler at a little league game...

What I Want in a Life Partner

Posted on May 07, 2008
Nigel Barker + Tone Loc + Courtney Thorne SmithThat's all.I never get what I want.=

My Dating History and Ikea Art

Posted on April 28, 2008
I've lived with two people. Well, not true. I've had a million roommates at different points of my life. But I've lived with two. And I was deeply in love with both of them. The first one, the Actor, and I met in undergrad in Cincinnati. Together we moved from Cincinnati to Los Angeles...

Is it just me?

Posted on April 25, 2008
-Wouldn't it be awesome to have Tone Loc read you a bedtime story?-

I LOVE BASEBALL SO MUCH

Posted on April 21, 2008
OK. That's not exactly true. In fact, I really fucking hate baseball. Sorry, everybody. I know that I'll probably get a bunch of bitchy comments about how that's just Un-American, and baseball is the "thinking man's game" and baseball has a tradition of bringing families together, and it's one of the few remaining sports that the average guy can afford a ticket to, well BLAH BLAH BLAH...

Dear Creators of the "TwoDaLoo"

Posted on April 12, 2008
I've been told I'm a commitment-phobe.That I'm elusive.That I need more privacy than normal people do.I'm not Boo Fucking Radley, but I can't say these characterizations are all that off.I'm working on it, though.However, after seeing THIS, I am pretty much guaranteeing I will be be doubling up on the therapy sessions...

Tagged

Posted on April 10, 2008
I've been tagged by the glorious Fannie. Figures she'd tag me with something book-related. She's smart.Here are the rules:1. Pick up the nearest book of 123 (or more) pages.Night of the Avenging Blowfish, by John Welter2. Open the book to page 123 and find the 5th sentence...

Negotiating 101

Posted on April 08, 2008
Time: 12:30Place: Vicinity of the courthouse. Grace is walking back from the salad bar.Homeless Guy: Hey! Girl! Wanna make a baby with me?Grace: No, thanks.Homeless Guy: Well, then, can I have your lunch?Grace: You can have my roll.Homeless Guy: Can I have your roll and your soda?Grace: Um...

Oy. This whole posting every day

Posted on April 03, 2008
Oy. This whole posting every day thing is daunting. I quit. It takes the irreverence out of blogging. I'll blog when I like. Speaking of irreverence. I had a really bad day of public transportation yesterday. First, the bus driver asked me out. His name is Lee...

Skirt Fucking And Why I'm a Fucking Loser

Posted on April 01, 2008
What are the two most commonly googled phrases that lead people to my blog?1. Skirt Fucking2. Why I'm a Fucking loserI know. Kinda weak way to start the month-long blogging every day thing, but I find it fascinating that SO many people find my blog like this...

Update

Posted on March 31, 2008
I hate when I go so long without writing on the blog. It's just that much harder to go back and start writing again. So this is just a post to get me writing again. Because I really miss it. But this post will not be funny. Or interesting. HOWEVER.I am making a goal...

Embarrassing

Posted on March 21, 2008
"Hello Grace!We've noticed that you've not been active on WriteAPrisoner.com Forum for quite some time now, and we miss you! Could we not tempt you back?We hope to see you soonKindest RegardsWriteAPrisoner.com Forum"

In My Pants: How Not to Get There

Posted on March 20, 2008
So a couple of weeks ago, I was in D.C. for the SLDN Annual fundraising dinner. It's a snappy black tie thingy and I got to go with Army Girl, and got to wear an awesome dress. More on the dinner in another post. (Yeah VCUGirl, be scared.)Anyway, the afternoon of the dinner, Army Girl and I were at the nail salon getting manis & pedis...

Birthday Blog Post

Posted on March 15, 2008
It's my birthday. I'm in Los Angeles. Last week I was in D.C. I have so much to write about, but it will just have to wait. I'm on my way to my birthday party. And I am REALLY fucking old. The end.

My Hair Part II: The Aftermath

Posted on March 04, 2008
Here are some of the things people have been saying about my hair:- It's...really blonde!- It's...really short!- What did you do to your hair?- It's not bad...in the back.- It would be fine if you weren't so pale.- What part isn't highlighted?- It's not as bad as you think it is...

My Hair

Posted on March 02, 2008
I used to have long blonde pretty hair.That changed yesterday.If you want to see what I look like now, please click here.-

Mark The Carpet Man Strikes Again! This Time I Respond.

Posted on February 21, 2008
"Hi Grace! My name is Mark from the near north suburb of Chicago in Des Plaines. You are a Goddess and I?m hoping you would be willing to help me on this very unique fun wild opportunity :) You seem really cool. I hope you might consider.. Please let me know what you think?I am seeking a lady or a group of ladies ages 18-65, willing to literally walk, stand dance, jump on me above the waist for fun or for pics for my Myspace webpage ?Chitown Trample...

Doing My Part For National Security

Posted on February 19, 2008
I am sooo nervous for our country! I just read that the United States military is "stretched dangerously thin!"OMG! WTF!! We're, like, running out of soldiers! Where...can....we...get...more...soldiers? Hmm... Thinking...thinking...THINKING...Whew!! Don't worry...

Shannon Carlson- You need a new job, Baby.

Posted on February 18, 2008
Another really bad commerical, thanks to U.S. Cellular."When I went off to college, it was really sad, because my dad was illiterate, and didn't know how to pay his bills. So I pawned him off on Shannon Carlson, who works for minimum wage at US Cellular to take care of his finances so I dont have to feel guilty about running off to keggers at the frat houses! Now, Shannon is saddled with the responsibilites of having a retard for a dad!"1...

Post Meme

Posted on February 13, 2008
OK. Every once in a while, memes are fun. If you don't think so. Don't read. No one's making you.This one's from the lovely and talented Silly Little Law Student.Here are the rules: Post about the meme and link back to the person who tagged you and go back to your archives and link to your five favorite posts...

Drinking With Grace- Edition #1 Army Girl

Posted on February 12, 2008
A new feature on Law With Grace, first up, my very good friend Army Girl...Grace?s Love Affair w/the Liquor StoreGrace is graciously letting me guest blog about our trips to the local liquor store. This blog is really about Grace?s mad love affair with the store...

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