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Last Entry: February 26, 2010 at 18:37:00

I didn't even need to go to law school to know this was effin stupid

Posted on May 06, 2008
But apparently this kid didn't realize it... along with 100 other San Diego State frat boys. I haven't posted one in a while, but this just screams Moron of the Week... congratulations, Kenny--whoever you are--on resurrecting the prestigious award!

These guys nailed it

Posted on May 06, 2008
Given my previous tirade against Criss Angel's dumb ass "magical" mind freaking, this video simply must be posted... enjoy.See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

no caption needed

Posted on April 30, 2008

A Typical day in life during law school finals

Posted on April 30, 2008
FIRST SEMESTER- wake up to alarm clock promptly at 7:00am, eat breakfast, drink coffee, pore over outlines and class notes all morning. Go to gym in afternoon to relieve some stress, come home, resume studying. Meet with classmates to go over outlines and and anxiously predict what problems we may have on the exam...

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Hearsay is so incredibly gay

Posted on April 28, 2008
that is all

I sure hope this person found what they were looking for

Posted on April 21, 2008
Seeing the search terms people enter en route to stumbling across your blog is one of the main reasons for maintaining one. That being said, I'm not sure my blog would have helped this person out much:

This is why I don't bet on sporting events with real money

Posted on April 19, 2008
God bless Centsports for allowing me to entertain my gambling impulses for free, while also reminding me of what an absolutely atrocious prognosticator I am of all things sports.

To facebook or not to facebook?

Posted on April 16, 2008
One of the first things they told us in 1L orientation was to delete our online social network profiles. They must have known that then we wouldn't (after all, then what the hell would we do in class), because the next thing they said was to at least put them on restricted viewing...

Apathy abounds

Posted on April 14, 2008
My first exam is in less than two weeks. I have two 20 page papers due next week. Try as I might, I just don't care. I've tried hard to care. I can't.This time last year I was cranking out outlines, poring over Nutshells, making stacks of flashcards. That is not happening now...

Reasons why people should incur a lifetime Facebook ban

Posted on April 11, 2008
Missy McClanahan can't believe she has to wait all the way until September to become Mrs. David Taylor!! I WUV U WIDDLE BIDDLE POOKIE BUNNY!!!!!!!!

The Turbo Moustache

Posted on April 09, 2008
By Jove, my mastery of most things alcohol has led to another divine creation! The following recipe makes about two large drinks. Behold my glory in liquefied form--the Turbo Moustache:1) Brew four cups of coffee, double strength (since it will be diluted w/ ice and other garnishments)...

Damn you to hell, Moola.com

Posted on April 08, 2008
I just got savvy to this site yesterday, and the games are downright infuriating. I'm not so good with the numbers games (I am in law school, after all), so when I lose a very uncomplex mental battle like "Gold Rush" to somebody named "SouthAL_hswife" or "Jenny1994," it's for good reason, although nonetheless aggravating...

the World Wide Want

Posted on April 03, 2008
The amount of time and money I spend on ordering things from online merchants is becoming problematic.PROS1) You can get anything you can imagine at the best existing price;2) It's a great cure for boredom and a conduit for procrastination;3) Knowing something is coming in the mail gives you something to look forward to...

Why do these people exist?

Posted on April 02, 2008
You know those degenerate pieces of brainless societal sludge who ride right up on your ass on the interstate, even when you're not in the left lane and you're going 10 mph faster than the speed limit? And then they weave in and out of traffic (with no turn signal of course), forcing everybody else on the road to swerve or slam on the brakes?Well, one of them just murdered four people, including a woman and her 13-month old baby, and sent more to the hospital with life-threatening injuries...

Petfinder.com

Posted on March 24, 2008
With the insane number of dogs out there for adoption in every shape, size, color, and breed you could possibly imagine, I am a staunch advocate against buying one from a breeder. It blows my mind that people will actually choose to pay, for instance, $1000 or more for a yipping 3-lb rat dog...

Just a typical Saturday night

Posted on March 23, 2008
Thanks to the Grapist for this gem:

Just a typical

Posted on March 23, 2008
Thanks to the Grapist for this gem:

Podcasts

Posted on March 12, 2008
I've had an iPod for the better part of this century. It's an amazing little device and I love the hell out of it. Which is why I am flabbergasted that I just now discovered the vast universe of podcasts.I always knew they existed, but I didn't really expect that there was anything I'd be interested in...

Dedication or constipation?

Posted on March 12, 2008
Sheriff: Woman sat on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years; didn't want to leave bathroomNESS CITY, Kan. ? Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years--so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police...

This... is... SPECTACULAR

Posted on March 06, 2008
Play the best video game ever created, here, online, for free, nothing to download, no strings attached...

Alcohol sometimes makes me mean

Posted on March 04, 2008
Eh, sorry about the last post... I considered deleting it altogether, but then I decided I should have to be punished by seeing it every time I visited the page, and also that it would encourage me to post more in order to knock it further and further down...

Greetings, cunts!

Posted on February 29, 2008
to hell with you all. i get 70-100 unique hits a day but no comments?i'm shutting down until further notice. it's been real, but genius should be rewarded, and if you can't hang then you don't deserve this kind of brilliance. i have enough shit to do without providing amusement for whores who show no appreciation...

Vital news from the front lines

Posted on February 18, 2008
The following is an excerpt from a recent email from a college buddy of mine who is now a 1st Lieutenant in the Marines, and is currently in his second tour in Iraq... I would first like to thank everyone for showing great restraint and tact by not sending me Gay Porn and/ or a giant dildo this year for Valentine?s Day...

What ESPN2 really stands for

Posted on February 18, 2008
Exclusively Showing Poker Nonfuckingstop (well, with a 2 on the end, I guess).damn you and damn your lame ass poker. I've been over this before. Why is this on television?!? Yes, I know it's because there is a large market of jacktards out there who have nothing better to do than to watch other people play a fucking card game on TV...

Tell the world my story

Posted on February 12, 2008
Well friends, I fear this may be the end. What began as a pestering sore throat has transformed over the course of a week into a full-blown case of a treacherous and likely fatal illness, probably acute tuberculosis, or typhoid fever, or some other perilous disease I had previously only heard about on Oregon Trail...

In case you were wondering

Posted on February 11, 2008
If you already have a sore throat, fever, and nasty cough, it's probably not a great idea to go out and smoke a pack of cigarettes, yell a lot, and take shots until 5am. Sure you feel great at the time, but three days later when you miss all your classes, haven't done any reading for the week, and are laid up on the couch at home whining like a baby ass bitch, you'll have only yourself and Joe Camel to thank for the pleasure...

Where does it end??

Posted on February 08, 2008
Well fuck. Why don't you just have me type the second verse of "Livin La Vida Loca" in Mandarin? I blame the Arabs, who all hate our freedom.

Things that should cease to be

Posted on February 06, 2008
1. Gym lame-os - Dude, it's bad enough that you actually choose to wear a wife beater every time you work out at the university gym, but constantly looking at yourself flexing in the mirror? Really?2. Facebook guerrillas - STOP TRYING TO FORCE ME INTO ADDING YOUR APPLICATIONS TO MY FACEBOOK PAGE! I do not want to help you with your next poker move, I don't want to join your virtual ninja club, and I sure as shit don't want to make every bit of information on my Facebook page available to the shady turds who create these ridiculous programs...

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Posted on February 01, 2008
Things are just peachy down here in I-give-so -little-of-a-fuck-about-law-school-now-it's-kind-of-becoming-alarming Land. I really haven't been doing much work, but I figure as long as I keep up with the reading I'll be good to go.Anywho, at the risk of being one of those ass-lazy bloggers who just posts YouTube videos all the time, I have here...

Hot damn, "The Dark Knight" looks good

Posted on January 25, 2008
At least Heath Ledger's final performance appears to be his best...

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