Law Students

A little Facebook decorum, please!

Posted on February 26, 2010
I should preface this post by assuring you that in the context in which the following FB comment appeared, it was most certainly written in seriousness.

With Facebook friends like these...

Posted on January 29, 2010
Gosh, Daisy sure seems like a nice girl. Do you---do you think she really likes me?The best part about this is that when I first received the request from this porn spam / identity theft bot, "she" had three friends. When I returned three minutes later to memorialize her for this blog post, she had 11...

Who says the exodus to online journalism is dumbing down newspaper readership?

Posted on January 22, 2010
I do. And apparently so does the Atlanta Journal-Constitution:

Enjoy the thrilling adventure of escaping slavery--from the comfort of your own living room!

Posted on January 13, 2010
Monopoly? Not in this economy. Chutes & Ladders? Pfffft. Behold--Amazon.com has really hit a home run with this one!Kudos on the artwork too. The black silhouettes (complete with hobo stick) tip-toeing for their lives. Also note the celebratory dance of freedom (or perhaps she's just been shot)...

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Street sledding

Posted on January 08, 2010
Proof that you don't have to be smart to be a lawyer (in case there was ever any doubt):

I'm BAAAAAAACK (for better or for worse)

Posted on January 06, 2010
Although it is against my better professional judgment to once again take up the reigns of this rambling mess, I feel empty inside without it. Plus, the 120-character Twitter allotment isn't nearly enough room for the daily rants I have in my head.It's been quite a journey since I began this blog in January 2007 in an effort to distract myself from the idea of suicide while I waited my first semester law school grades...

Question

Posted on February 25, 2009
How is it that this blog gets over 100 hits / day yet no longer gets any effin comments? I realize 75% of these hits are from random bozos surfing the web from the far removed third world crannies of the earth, but for shit's sake, a little love every now and then from the rest of you dicksneezes wouldn't hurt...

The email I've been waiting for

Posted on February 25, 2009
I've been sitting around for years waiting for the medical science world to team up with the postal service to provide me with the peace of mind that comes with boner pill confidentiality.Finally--that day has arrived!

Fun with forwards

Posted on February 16, 2009
You've probably seen these before, but I'll be G.D.'d if they ain't worth another gander.Plus, this way I don't have to spend precious TV watching time thinking up some witty shit to write.

New Year's Resolution no. 1: No more chicken blood martinis

Posted on February 02, 2009
Salmonella is no longer all fun, games, and bloody diarrhea--it apparently also has a bad side.

Living the 3L dream

Posted on November 16, 2008
ATTENTION 1Ls--right now you may be freaking the fuck out about exams. That's natural. I'm not here to offer advice right now (although there are several other posts here that deal with that, such as this one) but I promise it gets much, much better.Be glad you aren't graduating yet...

Anxiety abounds

Posted on November 03, 2008
Tomorrow could (should) be one of the most glorious days in history. I'm poll-watching in a quasi-rural area in a traditionally red state so I'll be up at 5:30am, which I kind of regret already, but I had to so something to be a part of this one.I'll also just be happy to have all this political diarrhea off the airwaves...

Fuckrockets!!! This is what happens when you have no class on Friday

Posted on October 24, 2008
No Friday class = Thursday nights of drinking.Drinking = drunkeness = hunger, then home.Drunk at Home = corndogs!Unopened corn dog box + butcher knife (recently sharpened) =

An Enthralling Update!

Posted on October 20, 2008
"My friends,"I'm currently dividing my time between class (2-3 per day, none on Fridays), catching up on the entire first 3 seasons of "Heroes," battling my dog for the best spot on the couch, staring at the ceiling in my apartment, drinking beer and gin & tonics, and playing Tiger Woods and Mario Kart on Wii...

bleh.

Posted on October 01, 2008
I have no excuse. I have an embarrassingly light, easy schedule and (praise Jesus!) a job lined up. I have so much free time it's obscene. In fact, I should really be writing three times as much as I have the past two years. Is it possible that I've become so lazy that I'm actually putting off procrastinating?One thing I do know is that Sarah Palin is so stupid it's scary, and John McCain always looks to me like somebody's drunk, rambling great uncle.

Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Posted on August 17, 2008
I'll be getting revved up again this week. Until then, enjoy this gem from Flight of the Conchords.

Fun with Vanity Plates

Posted on July 25, 2008
Everyone knows that "vanity plate people" are a special breed of idiot. It takes an almost unfathomably inflated sense of self-importance for someone to actually put a message about himself on his license plate.The good thing is that a vanity plate also serves as an instant warning that the person behind the wheel has the driving skills of an autistic blindfolded lemur, due largely to the fact that they feel the road is their own personal space and you are merely an unwanted guest there...

Obviously this is just a big misunderstanding.

Posted on July 22, 2008
Batman actor Christian Bale arrested over assault allegation

This is clearly a lie.

Posted on July 22, 2008
Report: 'Batman' accused of assaulting mom, sisterLONDON ? Batman star Christian Bale was to be questioned by police over allegations he assaulted his mother and sister the night before the European premiere of his film, "The Dark Knight," British media reported Tuesday...

"It's Friday [the 13th], I'm in Love"

Posted on July 17, 2008
I recently saw the Cure. They were sensational of course, but cripes--Robert Smith is not aging well. In fact, he bore a frightening likeness to someone you may recognize:

Easily the Best Summer Associate Perk I've Heard Yet

Posted on July 08, 2008
Holy shite. As if it weren't enough that these fucks get paid $3k/wk even though they haven't even graduated yet, now there's this.Yes, I'm jealous. Fucking bastards.

In honor of gay pride week: A Case Study in Gender Ambiguity

Posted on July 07, 2008
Man or woman? Methinks I spy the beginnings of a soul patch, but there's no way this is a dude. Then again, it couldn't be a girl. I'm truly at a loss.

Moron of the Week: Classic eBay Degenerate

Posted on July 03, 2008
You know the grown man who rides your ass when you're going 12 mph over, and then you see him in the rearview mirror flailing his arms, pounding the steering wheel, and screaming? Well I just had a fun exchange with him on eBay. Here's the actual copy of the emails--I shit you not, I did nothing to provoke this maniac--with a few of my own bracketed comments added in...

A question for everyone here

Posted on July 02, 2008
If you end up (or endED) up receiving and accepting an offer at the end of your second summer, how will / did it affect you 3L life? My schedule next semester is already fantastic (all req blocks out of the way; no class on Fridays), and my class ranking is more or less set in a good place...

Supreme Court rules death penalty unconstitutional for child rapists

Posted on June 26, 2008
Which prompted a huge sigh of relief from this guy:

List of people you don't want representing you if you're facing a life sentence

Posted on June 20, 2008
Number one on the list is this guy. This is actually the final video of a four-part series on Youtube. It's unbefuckinglievable how long this judge allows this to languish on (I think the first clip starts at around 10:30 or so). I'd venture to say 95% of judges would put an end to this nonsense within the first 90 seconds...

You really should only eat oxycontin in months that end with "R"

Posted on June 13, 2008
I'm all for not jumping to conclusions about people solely on the basis of their physical appearance.That being said, I could have taken one look at this guy and told you he was a fuckin criminal.Restaurant owner accused of selling drugs with oystersCharlie's Original Oyster King on South Main Street in Acworth serves up hot dogs, sandwiches and oysters made all kinds of ways...

R. Lee Ermey teaches a High School class

Posted on June 05, 2008
Okay, so maybe this guy took it a little too far, but does he really need to be charged with terroristic threats? Hell, he already quit his job! And given the situation, and the punks these poor teachers have to deal with these days, can you really blame him? If we had more teachers like him maybe we wouldn't have the dumbest ass kids in the state.

Explanation re: recent slacking in my macking and slippin in my pimpin

Posted on June 02, 2008
Faithful readers, I apologize for the weakness lately. Things are happening, but just as Fawkes commented below, I can't afford to get fired so no blogging at work. That said, I'll try to pick it up some.As for the future, my schedule next semester is a joke, which will provide plenty of opportunities to spew forth my twisted and obnoxious views...

WHAT'S! MY! NAME!? Apparently it's written across your rear windshield

Posted on May 07, 2008
Without a doubt, the most shocking element of this story: DMX lives in fuckin Phoenix?

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