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Job Interview of Ave Maria Student, Fall 2008
Posted on November 25, 2007"I see you went to Ave Maria. Didn't they finish last on the Bar Exam again?""Yes, but we're moving to a beautiful new building on the beach in Naples, Florida. I'm sure our bar pass rate will improve once the students aren't distracted by pornography and sin like they are here in filthy Michigan...
An In-Depth Look at Hamiltonian Philosophy
Posted on November 13, 2007As many of our good readers (and a few not-so-good ones) know, the Real Transition Team recently interviewed the prestigious Senator Hamilton of Ave Maria School of Law. Due to the success of this groundbreaking behind-the-scenes look at the more personal aspects of the Senator's viewpoints in our previous post, we now take you to the newly minted, recently published, hot-off-the-press "Compendium of Hamiltonian Thought" which will soon be available for purchase from a quality retailer near you...
"How to date conservative chicks and avoid liberal chicks? from Senator Scott Hamilton
Posted on October 31, 2007Let me first personally thank the good Senator for his contribution. We are happy to have any and all of his input here at The Real Transition Team.The Senator speaks so well for himself and for the future of Ave- I won't belabor this intro any longer, so that our loyal readers can dive into the brilliance!How to date conservative chicks and avoide liberil chicks from Senator Scott Hamiltin I ussually start out with something like ?listen tooots, without me you are like Geoge Bush without Karl Rove? generally, that ones a winner...
Interview with Kate O'Beirne
Posted on September 14, 2007Kate O'Beirne, pictured with two of her interns and prospective students for the incoming class of 2011 will be available to address recent criticism of the administration and board of AMSOL. The Real Transition Team has been given a brief interview with O?Beirne in order to get her opinion on these issues in a more private audience...
The Fall Line-Up
Posted on September 12, 2007Many of us can think back with fondness to our early years at Ave and the excellent examples of scholarly debate to which students were treated. Remember the Strang vs. Bromberg debates on constitutional interpretation? How about Pucillo?s very popular talk on each year?s Supreme Court docket? Ahh, those were the days when students could truly be educated AND well-informed on current legal issues...
The Real Transition Team: Superhuman, but not Divine
Posted on September 12, 2007In the year of Our Lord 2006 The Real Transition Team was formed amongst a loose group of persons hoping to spread the spirit of transition to as many readers as possible. That journey has not been without incident. Having made use of AMSoL communication technology, sending and receiving communications from Domino One has often proved difficult...
New Transition Tees Availible
Posted on September 07, 2007The Real Transition Team can nos provide you with the opportunity to support Transition in a snazzy new way. Show those dissidents what you think of their terrorist message with the comfort of 100% cotton, and say, "Hey, I like doing what's comfortable!"
MoralTech Department scheduled to open soon
Posted on August 29, 2007Father Orsi, standing next to the Moraltech mainframe is buzzing with excitement about the grand opening of the Moraltech (MT) department at Ave Maria university in Florida ?This is where theology meets technology! We can now go one step beyond a mere absolution and erase any potential evidence that the moral infraction ever occurred? It is a wonder indeed, and we at the Real Transition Team expect long lines at the confessional/data alteration unit...
1L student gets private audience with Tom Monaghan
Posted on August 29, 2007?It was like WHOOA!!!? said Elroy Hogwaller a wide-eyed 1L explaining his experience after being given the unique opportunity to have a private audience with Tom Monaghan. Before starting their first year, Monaghan likes to visit with one student- to get a good read on the incoming class...
Monaghan Announces New Mascot Contest!
Posted on August 22, 2007This morning, at 6:42 eastern time, Tom Monaghan, King of the Corkscrew, announced a contest that is sure to be a hit with believers and dissidents alike. Mr. Monaghan wants you to provide the new mascot for the Ave Maria Gyrenes, both in image and in name...
Monaghan has "just the trick" for Affirmative Injury
Posted on August 16, 2007With college football season right around the corner, and affirmative injury to the Mission of the School at an all-time high, the benevolent and far-seeing Monaghan has seen fit to decree that Ave Maria University in Ave Maria Town, Florida?the Biggest Little Catholic Stronghold in America?in its continuing effort to be the best in everything, including intercollegiate athletics, will have no fewer than SIX fight songs, where most schools only have one or two...
Steve Safranek "Bowtie Brigade" Recruiting Measure Meets With Mixed Response
Posted on July 29, 2007In response to recent AMSOL proceedings regarding controversial Professor Stephen Safrank, a grassroots movement, calling themselves, quite simply the "Steve Safranek Bowtie Brigade" has spung up. So far, this small but quickly growng movement has already recruited one member...
Morale consultants help with transition
Posted on June 27, 2007The Real Transition Team continues to work tirelessly on behalf of the Executive Team of Ave Maria Town and associated institutions in order that the ranks of little people can share (as they are able) in the Vision of Our Founder, Supreme Chancellor Thomas S...
Happy Father's Day
Posted on June 14, 2007A special message for everyone from the Real Transition Team.
Ave Maria Town Legal Aid Clinic Schedules Grand Opening
Posted on June 07, 2007We've done it again! The Real Transition Team is once again at the forefront of the foreswamp, brining you the latest from the Utopian paradise of Ave Maria Town, FL.This time, we are happy to report that AMSOL has teamed up with our kind and gracious supporter to present the newest legal aid addition to Ave Town - the AMSOL Center For Law, Justice and All That Good Stuff...
Aaron Keesler Appointed Assistant Dean of Academic Affairs
Posted on June 05, 2007The Transition Team is happy to report that Aaron Keesler, AMSOL '05, has been appointed to the newly-created position of Assistant Dean of Academic Affairs. Keesler, pictured above in an uncharacteristically cheerful mood, stated that he was delighted with the appointment, and our very own Dean Dobranski echoed the sentiment...
AMTV to Debut, Supplement Famed Radio Show
Posted on June 04, 2007Monaghan Productions is proud to announce the founding of Ave Maria Television, a 24 hour station dedicated to promoting the missions of Ave Maria Town, Ave Maria University, and Ave Maria School of Law. Stay tuned for official decrees as to the much anticipated fall schedule of shows, and be sure to check out a sneak peek at one of our shows, which is sure to be a hit!
New Director of Development Chosen
Posted on May 29, 2007Dean Bernard Dobranski today announced the appointment of a new Director of Development, one Grima Wormtongue, a new resident of Ann Arbor. The Dean stated that, "Grima represents the very best of AMSOL and its many virtues. He will lead us fearlessly to our new home in Florida, where we will thrive...
New List of Banned Movies, Television Shows
Posted on May 22, 2007In the interest of transparency, the Real Transition Team is proud to announce the first 8 television shows and movies that will be banned from Ave Maria Town. Here's to a transition-filled summer!
Happy Cinco De Mayo!!!
Posted on May 05, 2007The Real Transition Team, along with Bernie, Tommy and Mikey, and the Board of Governors, join in wishing each and every one of our readers a Transition-filled Cinco de Mayo.
Stiffer Penalties Imposed for Ingratitude
Posted on May 03, 2007It has come to the attention of the Real Transition Team that members of AMSL faculty have met with the student body without prior notification given either to the dean or Tom MonaghanThis has been expressly forbidden, especially making use of the internets so graciously given to the school by Mr...
Crocs Migrate to AMSOL - Residents Remain Skeptical
Posted on April 28, 2007The Real Transition Team has just recieved breaking news that AMSOL founder and fearless leader Thomas Monaghan plans to team up with the Colorado based shoemaker Crocs to offer a free pair of Crocs shoes to each incoming Ave South 1L. Reports indicate that this multi-million dollar deal is the first successful wide-scale advertising campaign to take place in Imokalee since McDonald's failed "spicy alligator wings" episode back in '89...
Maybe Florida wasn't such a good idea...
Posted on April 28, 2007According to the National Weather Service's Catastrophic Storm Modeling Center, a direct strike by a Category 3 or higher storm on the greater Naples area would have a somewhat detrimental effect on the most righteous and holy Ave Maria town.Posted by Pugnacious G
Editor's Note: The Dean, being
Posted on April 28, 2007Editor's Note: The Dean, being in fine spirits, sent his responses to the questions presented to him precisely at 5:30 pm yesterday, as is his custom. Being the committed reporters of the news that we are, we are proud to present the first edition of Bernie's Mailbag to you today, April 28, 2007...
Behold! The God-King Cometh!
Posted on April 27, 2007Yes, it is true, my holy and righteous bretheren. He has declared himself! He has come! Those who embrace him will be rewarded; those who oppose him shall be destroyed. Look on his works, ye mighty, and despair!Posted by Pugnacious G
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