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Posted on June 03, 2018

In case anyone is curious...

Posted on July 30, 2015
This one is five years old:  he left the house today and said "bye Mommy!  Don't kick anyone in the penis while I'm at school!"This is the new one:  he sleeps a lot.  

Really? 40?

Posted on March 18, 2013
Yep.  I'm 40.  Just happened the other day. 40. Years. Old. I sure don't feel 40.  For a lot of reasons. Here are some of them in no particular order.  I don't feel 40 because I went to law school in my 30's, and a lot of my law school friends are on average 8 years or so younger than me...

So, this happens to every mom, right?

Posted on March 12, 2013
We all start believing our toddler's tv shows are sending us messages through the TV, right?  I, mean, right?

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Hello Hello Hello?

Posted on March 12, 2013
Hello Blog!  It's nice to see you!  I can't believe it's been a year and a half!  I've actually been back to read you a lot lately.  I've gone over a lot of old things that I've written here, and I have to say, I was pretty fucking funny at times...

Stolen Lines 8.1

Posted on October 21, 2011
It's back! Stolen Lines is being hosted by the always lovely and clever Daisy.The line is: After hanging up the phone, I stood for awhile looking out my window and wondering if I should have told him no.End your post with ?I stole this line from page 220 of Rules of Civility by Amor Towles?Click here to post it...

Dear Anonymous Commenter,

Posted on October 11, 2011
You know who you are. You are the only anonymous commenter who commented on my post before last, with the always creative critique "Yawwwwwn" Dude! At first I just rolled my eyes, thinking, well, big shock... Mr. (or Ms.) Anonymous never really quits...

Dinner and our new venture, and a volunteer needed...

Posted on October 09, 2011
I need pizza. My husband needs pizza. We can't find one we both like. We've started a new project. It certainly won't replace this one, but may just add a little something.Feel free to check it out and refer your favorite place to us. We're literally in the middle of our first entry right now...

Dance Moms, Weddings, and Babies.

Posted on October 02, 2011
Hi Blog!I'm not really ready to start writing again, but I was looking for an old blog that I used to write on, and it was just gone. Like, it disappeared, and I was told that if you don't write, then Blogger just throws your blog away like a cheap hooker...

Responding to This Email Really Has No Good Outcome, Does It?

Posted on February 15, 2011
Hey [nickname of people who only knew me when I lived in Los Angeles redacted]...just wrote a role in a tv series based on you :-) Wanted to call and chat, but your number has changed. Send me your digits, would love to catch up!Love Ya!!!-[name of ex-roommate who I lived with in LA and was witness to way too many of my shenanigans, who is now a very successful stand-up comedian and writer redacted]Yeah...

Yeah. I'm not good at keeping up...

Posted on February 11, 2011
Tonight, I'm home alone. The baby is asleep. I'm on the couch watching Big Love. I am supposed to be planning a wedding right now. But, alas... I am not that girl who finds wedding planning fun. I think it kind of blows, actually. Don't get me wrong, I am very much looking forward to the wedding, and the honeymoon! I just can't get all worked up about the fucking flowers and runners, and blah blah blah...

Working My Way Back To You, Blog

Posted on September 16, 2010
Hi to the two people who are still checking in on my blog! It's been a long time!So everything is good. Baby G is ridiculously awesome, and my maternity leave is ending soon. As such, I thought I'd try to start writing again. I might, and I might not...

8 Pounds, 6 Ounces of Pure Awesomeness...

Posted on July 03, 2010
Say Hi to Baby G. Born at 8:08 PM, July 2, 2010.

What do Imelda Marcos, Jose Conseco, and Lindsay Lohan have in Common?

Posted on July 01, 2010
They are all born on the day that (HOPEFULLY) our son will make his late appearance.Today is my last day (HOPEFULLY) being pregnant. They are inducing labor tomorrow morning bright and early. I suppose there's a chance that this could stretch out until the third of July...

And a Bar Exam Re-Post

Posted on June 28, 2010
I took a moment to look at my Sitemeter, and sure as shit, I was reminded that the bar exam is approaching. Here you go...please...listen to me. Dear All Bar Exam Takers Everywhere,Calm the FUCK DOWN. Did you hear me? I'll say it again. Calm the FUCK DOWN...

He's Going to Live in My Basement When He's 30, Isn't He?

Posted on June 28, 2010
Yep. Still pregnant. My baby is officially a mope. Please note, I have graduated from watermelon to pumpkin. And I am so fucking bored. And the phone starts ringing at about 8:30 every morning with people asking if there's any news. WELL, THERE'S NOT...

The internet can't be wrong, can it?

Posted on June 24, 2010
Where the hell is my baby?

It Was Only A Matter of Time... Pregnancy Advice

Posted on June 02, 2010
Although I promised myself I would not be the person to offer unwanted advice to pregnant people, if you're Googling my blog and got to this page, you were likely Googling "pregnancy advice", anyway. And if you were just visiting my blog, because that's what you sometimes do, this won't affect your life anyway...

Happy June!

Posted on June 01, 2010
Holy Shit. This is the month I become a parent. I wish I had more to report, but really that's all that's been going on. I've had two baby showers. A third is scheduled for this weekend. Quite frankly, one would have been enough. But whatever. There was our actual friends and family shower, my work shower, and my fiance's (yes I said fiance) work shower...

Pregnancy Fear #4367345

Posted on April 22, 2010
The problem with waiting for so long to write, is then there's so much to say, and it's hard to pick just one thing. Not to mention, according to the Artful Blogger, I've lost my edge. Whatever. He's sorta right.ANYWAY, in less than 2 months, I'm having a baby...

Coming Back. No. For Real I am.

Posted on April 12, 2010
A good friend of mine inspired me (mainly by complimenting me a lot and comparing me to a very talented and funny famous writer) to write again. I do have a lot to say. LOTS of things to report. For example, I moved. And I hugged a stranger. And got engaged...

Random Thoughts on (my) Pregnancy

Posted on March 04, 2010
In case I haven't mentioned it before, my knockers are OUT OF THIS WORLD.I'm 24 weeks, as of yesterday. You would THINK that means that I am 6 months pregnant, wouldn't you? Well, guess what? IT DOESN'T! And apparently, the fact that I rely on a little thing called math, makes me the stupidest pregnant lady in the history of life...

A Contest.

Posted on February 03, 2010
Wow, I am doing a super job of keeping up with this blog, huh? To be fair, I've been pretty busy, with work, buying a new place and coming to terms with the fact that this summer I am going to be in charge of keeping a little one happy, healthy and out of the the Illinois Department of Corrections...

Trying to Get Back in The Swing of Things...

Posted on January 10, 2010
It's fine if no one reads these posts for a little while. They are going to suck donkey dick. I don't know why it's been so hard to write! I can't even tell you how many times I've started a post. I have had a million topics, but as soon as I write my first sentence, I just shut off the computer and turn on a 30 Rock episode, which I am completely obsessed with...

Brief Hiatus

Posted on December 29, 2009
So in case you didn't notice, I haven't been writing much. You can look forward to many uplifting, and soulful, and heart-warming posts in the New Year. I am too fucking tired right now. But Happy New Year! Don't get drunk and drive cars or shoot guns! XoxoGrace

Half Assed Post Just to Get Started Writing Again

Posted on December 13, 2009
"It's kind of annoying that you haven't blogged in weeks." - The AgentWell, it's one of those times where there's so much to say that I sorta got nothing to say! But in the interest of not losing readers, I'll come up with something. Like, a list!!!!1...

Thanks!

Posted on November 29, 2009
First of all, I want to thank everyone for the congratulations. It really is pretty fucking awesome. And I am really excited.So, I know that a lot of you (especially those of you who know me personally) were a little shocked by this news. Well, so was I...

Huge Life News- A Haiku (or The Day Men Stopped Reading My Blog)

Posted on November 27, 2009
No Booze, Bigger BoobsLunch Was Turkey and Sweet TartsYou Guessed It: Knocked UpDetails forthcoming...

Delightful delicious rage

Posted on November 15, 2009
I had just finished telling my friend Obsquatch how I told a woman who honked her horn at me today that if she did it again, I would "FUCK HER UP." To make me feel better about my ragi-ness, he showed me the video he just made.It fills me with joy. Thank you, Obsquatch...

Dear My Dead Junkie,

Posted on November 06, 2009
Wow. It's that time of year again. Unlike last year, when the anniversary of your death almost escaped me, this year the I've been acutely aware that this day was creeping up. I've been doing a sort of morbid mental countdown. Then today, I got an email from your mom...

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