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The Transition Team is happy to report that Aaron Keesler, AMSOL '05, has been appointed to the newly-created position of Assistant Dean of Academic Affairs. Keesler, pictured above in an uncharacteristically cheerful mood, stated that he was delighted with the appointment, and our very own Dean Dobranski echoed the sentiment. "We are grateful to have the opportunity to work with Aaron and trash his reputation by associating with us," the Dean said in a statement. Details about the responsibilities of the new position are sketchy at the moment, but it is widely expected that the Assistant Dean's duties include: shamelessly sucking up to T$M, the Dean, and the Board of Governors, maintaining and replenishing "Mean" Gene Milhizer's secret cache of chocolate, punishing dissenting faculty members and students by making them spend five minutes talking to him, making sure Father Orsi stays on his meds, and creeping out the incoming 1L girls. We of the Transition Team wish Aaron all the best as he fulfills his new duties, and congratulate him on going from student to peon to Assistant Dean within a span of two years.

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