Miscellaneous

Oh, Andy Keaton!

Posted on July 17, 2008
Why must you prove child-actor stereotypes correct? The man who played Michael J. Fox's brother on "Family Ties" when he was a child is due in Boulder court Wednesday, accused of violating his probation after assaulting his girlfriend. Brian Bonsall,...

The Daily Memo - 7/17/08

Posted on July 17, 2008
Has McCain fudged his tax returns by not including gambling wins/losses? (Above the Law) This is fascinating -- the Hague has ordered the US to "take all measures necessary" to get Texas to stop with the planned execution of five...

Time for Some Campaignin'

Posted on July 17, 2008
Yes. Yes it is....

Why so serious?

Posted on July 17, 2008
Yeah, I like breasts. And 17-year-old girls have breasts. So sure, maybe I stumbled out of a bar and went up to 17-year-old chick and pulled her tank top and bra down so I could get a look-see. I mean...

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The nice guy finishes last

Posted on July 17, 2008
Steve Kink tried to be a good citizen. He saw a dude bust the window of a cell phone shop, hoping to do a smash-and-grab. Kink went after the robber and although he took a fist to the face, he...

A Woman Somehow Even More Despicable than Perez Hilton

Posted on July 16, 2008
A woman is suing the incredibly intelligent blogger, Perez Hilton, for $25 million, claiming that he violated his own privacy agreement by publishing an email she sent to Perez. The email read, in part: "Perez you are a fat gay...

Does John McCain Heart Rape Jokes?

Posted on July 16, 2008
Who knows if this is actually true, but allegedly (and we're a blog, so we make a living in "Allegedly Land") 22 years ago, John McCain told a joke in horrible taste, which went something like this, according to the...

A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words ... Listen to Them, Dumbass

Posted on July 16, 2008
Not to judge a man by his photo, but you look at the guy above, and it's not terribly surprising to learn that he's been charged with possessing child porn. What is surprising, however, is that he has been a...

The Daily Memo - 7/16/08

Posted on July 16, 2008
The real secret of the secret succession order is that I'm third in line for President! (Slate) Who knew "picking up pizza while black" could lead to such trouble? (Above the Law) A new bill in the House seeks regulation...

SkyNet is going to make us all pay for this one

Posted on July 16, 2008
Seriously man, you arrest a Terminator, there's nothing but trouble in store for humanity, I'll tell you what. And as The Smoking Gun notes about this picture, it turns out "you can pop a collar without actually wearing the shirt."...

Doesn't this kinda come with the territory?

Posted on July 16, 2008
The latest cast member on American Gladiators is going to court after beating their spouse during their honeymoon. MMA fighter and American Gladiator Erin Toughill is aptly named...just ask her husband Clark Bevans, who is seeking an annulment after Toughill...

Fourth time's the charm

Posted on July 16, 2008
On Sunday, Robert Hood was arrested in Texas for a DUI at 8:30 in the morning. And the fact that he was drunk driving so early in the morning is nothing in comparison with the fact that this was his...

Karl Rove, Ethical Novelist!

Posted on July 16, 2008
As the excellent TV critic from New Jersey put it in his column earlier this week: "Karl Rove will not testify under oath before Congress, but he did submit to questions from TV critics." That about sums up this fuck...

"Don't Come in My Ear"

Posted on July 15, 2008
Harry Shearer, who unearthed some raw footage of Katie Couric preparing for a debate a few months ago (a video that actually humanized her), has done it again. This time, he's got footage of Dr. Laura Ingraham, who has...

In Canada, Shitfaced = Consent

Posted on July 15, 2008
A Canadian judge ruled this week that a 19-year-old man was not guilty of rape because the 14-year-old girl he plied with beer and liquor didn't say no. In fact, the judge reasoned, accepting the alcohol was tantamount to consent....

What Did This Man's Girlfriend Hit Him With?

Posted on July 15, 2008
Here's your first clue? The story takes place in Florida. Kimberlee Ann Cole went to jail Friday after allegedly striking Joel E. Goldsmith, 24, with the commode seat after finding him in the restroom smoking crack. Ah, yes: She takes...

The Daily Memo - 7/15/08

Posted on July 15, 2008
Well, frozen cell phone taxes are better than continuously raising cell phone taxes, so this proposed legislation is at least a start. (Gizmodo) The drunken party that ended with a mother punching her daughter in the face really ended with...

Hey! It Worked In Wanted, When Angelina Jolie Did It!

Posted on July 15, 2008
Some guy learned the hard way why you shouldn't try certain movie stunts at home: Police spokesman Detective James Mason said a motorist called 911 around 7:30 a.m. after seeing a man on the roof of a 64-car train as...

Rats! Foiled Again.

Posted on July 15, 2008
A woman in Wisconsin, trying to make a quick buck, claimed that she found a rat in her entree and threatened to call the media on the restaurant if they didn't pony up half a million dollars. The catch: The...

Strange. I Thought a Republican Was in Office on 9/11

Posted on July 15, 2008

If Obama is An Oreo, Can We Eat his Creamy Center?

Posted on July 14, 2008
John McClaughlin is still alive?!...

Amen and Pass the Ammunition

Posted on July 14, 2008
What the hell is wrong with the Bible Belt? Giving away semi-automatic weapons to kids at a church event? Why? To shoot holes in Christ? After one of its organizers suffered an injury, a church was forced to cancel a...

Cut Off Your Own Nose Despite ... Ooops.

Posted on July 14, 2008
You're about to be evicted and your apartment of eight years is about to be demolished, and sit-ins just don't cut it anymore. So, to stress the point, drastic measures are necessary. We're talking self-decapitation, folks. No better form of...

The Daily Memo - 7/14/08

Posted on July 14, 2008
Advice to the QuizLaw readers -- whatever you do, if you've already got a herniated disc, try not to cause it to blow out on you. S'no fun at all. ...As you were. Skipping jury duty? That's a shackling. (Above...

This Woman Would Appreciate Your Vote

Posted on July 14, 2008
Ladies and Gentlemen, 2008's Green Party nominee for President of the United States of America: Cynthia McKinney. You remember Cynthia, don't you? Six-term Congresswoman from Georgia? The woman who hit a cop at the House entrance for failing to recognize...

Is That a Masturbating Kangaroo, Or Were You Just Happy to See Me?

Posted on July 14, 2008

Black Hole and Other Racial Epithets ...

Posted on July 14, 2008
Last Friday, we told you about a ridiculous episode where a Dallas judge took a county commissioner to task for using an analogy in which he referred to the parking system collection system as a "black hole," a term...

How Do You Make John McCain Intensely Uncomfortable?

Posted on July 11, 2008
Ask him about Viagra, of course. And you just know, during all the uncomfortable silences in this clip, that all McCain could think about was greasy old man boners. Note to Brian Williams -- bring up erectile dysfunction in...

FOX News Attack on Michelle Obama, In Sum

Posted on July 11, 2008
Bring on the terrorist fist jabs....

Sorcerer Denied Level 7 Status

Posted on July 11, 2008
How come we're just hearing about this now? Indonesia will soon execute a sorcerer who was found guilty a decade ago of killing 42 women. Ahmad Suradji reportedly carried out the murders to increase his magical powers. Suradji, 57, has...

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