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: Legal JuicePolice To Limit Beer Consumption At Auto Race?
By John Mesirow
Outrageous, right? But true. As reported by UPI:
Police in Australia have set what they describe as "very generous limits" for an upcoming auto race [The Bathurst 1000]The limit?
... no more than a case of beer a day for adults.Holy shiznit. You know Aussie's like their beer if a case a day is a "limit." For me, it would mean death by alcohol poisoning. And if you're not a beer drinker:
Racing fans who do not like full-strength beer have other choices. They can bring in 36 cans of beer with alcohol content of 3.5 percent or less, a case of pre-mixed cocktails or up to 4 liters (about 8 quarts) of wine.Zoinks. That is a lot of booze!
Full post as published by Legal Juice on September 08, 2008 (boomark / email).
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