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Trump Sues Toilet Paper Co For Defamation and #DumpTrump Slogan

As much as I was hoping for a summer vacation from blogging, I almost peed my pants when I saw the headline "Trump Sues Toilet Paper Co..." Madoff Says: Even I can't make this sh*t up!

Here's the background: in advance of the first GOP "Debate Dump", it appears that a very creative initiative is pushing across social media to advance the #DumpTrump "movement"... (pun intended!)
To your left is an illustrative of a brilliant "portable TP" product; no standard toilet paper dispenser required; each individual mini roll of TP comes packaged within a plastic container and is perfect for those who are "on the go", "really need to go" and everyone here at ButtHole Heaven (aka Butner) is using it..Talk about being great for the can! LOL

Anyway, I'm hearing that Donald Trump plans to file a lawsuit to shut down this movement before he can take his next dump...

If you want to join the #dumptrump movement and load up on this great gift product (Trust Me, this is also a a great investment in political campaign memorabilia) you can go directly to the campaign headquarters for this product by clicking this link

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on July 31, 2015 (boomark / email).