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Madoff in The Afternoon: Accounting Software

In all due respect, if Tim Geithner, the nice boy that's replacing Hank Paulson as Treasury Secretary has f--king problems using TurboTax, how can anyone think that I wouldn't run into a few problems with the software we used to put out our brokerage statements??!!

Ruth--get me that defibrillator!!!

Oy...Here's a guy that's trying to figure out how to run $750 billion into different accounts--don't you think its not so simple??! Of course its not!!

So why would anyone think that we might not have made a few innocent mistakes. Ask Frankie D!! He read the goddamn instruction book twice, so did Shana, so did Jodi, and so did Marcia Cohn-- and look what happened!

Who knows...maybe Frankie D. was just another dop-a-mine, what can I say? I can't remember so good.

Speaking of another dop-a-mine, Bob Jaffe is apparently still under the weather. I don't know why. Its not like the weather down in Palm Beach hasn't been great. But Carl, the good news is you know where to find him now.

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on January 21, 2009 (boomark / email).