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#Madoff Made Me!

Dear Mr. Picard-

The mere fact that you would libel me by suggesting that I let Frank shtupp me is beyond belief!
Do I look like the type that would get into bed with that guy?

He's nothing more than a RAT, and if you're going to rely on anything that he says in order to implicate me, well, you've opened a big can of worms for yourself!!
Enrica Pitz



Dear Ro & Mo:
What the F**K?!! You people didn't tell me that they were going to make me remove my brassiere when they processed me!!!

What? Do these idiots really think that I'm going to hang myself with it?!

Do you have any idea how embarrassing this is?! Please call Rudy and tell him to bring me the other bra, from my top right drawer.

And, tell those keystone cops that the cooperation deal is off the f**king table, as of right now!
Nan


Dear Irv:
Do you have any idea who you're dealing with? You want to claw? You gotta show cause, and its got to be better than the kreplach you filed yesterday.

My advice to you: if you want claws, you should order some from Stellas
MW

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on November 18, 2010 (boomark / email).