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#Madoff Atonement

Now that Yom Kippur is here, everybody's asking me to comment on recent events, so here you go:

1. Nan; bongiorno to you too, sweetheart! I understand that you think the outside of the envelope is pronounced "in-dicked-ment", and you think that it might be "junk mail". Don't open it! But if you do, get yourself that pamphlet from Martha Stewart: "How to Turn Prison Food Into a Delicious Feast!"

2. Price of Gold. What can I say? Sure its crazy to keep going up every day! Makes no sense. If you can't eat it, and if you can't fill it up in your car, and if you aren't buying it to launder cash, I think its priced too high. Dennis Gartman said it best: "It'll stop going up when it starts going down."

3. France's decision to ban burqa's. First of all, the French have never been anybody's friend. In fact, those spineless frogs have always been their own worst enemies. Ruthie loved going there all the time, but I hated the place. The fact that they're inciting hatred by outlawing religious garments is just plain nuts. Trust me--they'd ban yamulkes and nun's habits if they thought it would get them cheaper oil! Then what??

4. The World Trade Center Mosque Debate. Let me first say that its f**king crazy to be arguing about whether a religious center can or can't be allowed when the zoning law allows it. Are the people that want to build that thing next to the WTC site completely insensitive, if not total mental retards? Of course they are!

But, every stupid f**king politician that screams to the media and says "It shouldn't be allowed!! Its hallowed ground!!" should be impeached. You people are doing exactly what the Al Qaeda's of the world, and all of the other terrorists want; you're making us look like we have something against all Muslims--and now they'll be dozens more of them wanting to blow up their shorts wherever they can!

What happens when f**king Glenn Beck or Bill O'Reilly says : You know what? Jews shouldn't be allowed to build synagogues in Washington DC!" Then Sarah Palin will start shouting it, and before you know it...well, you get my point.

Either change the f**king zoning law and make it so that all temples and churches and mosques can't be within 5 miles of a commercial building in New York, or be smart and just shut up, and let the labor union people forget to tighten the bolts when the damn thing is being built!

5. The Economy and the Mid-Term elections. For all of you whiners that are having buyer's remorse after backing Obama: What? You think it would have been better to have Sarah Palin with her hand on the football?! You're idiots!

Here's the problem: f**king Washington is rat's nest. There isn't a single person down there, Republican, Democrat or otherwise that isn't getting a kick back to do someone else's bidding. Period. End of Story. Well..Chuck Schumer is a good guy.. But, all together, they wouldn't know what the word consensus meant if it was explained to them by Big Bird!...There needs to be an amendment to the Constitution that says:

"For every policy, program or problem that needs to be solved, there must be no more than 30 days before Congress can form a consensus on a course of action and provide a capped budget that can't be increased, (ii) no more than an additional 30 days before the corrective course of action is implemented, and (iii) every 30 days thereafter, the group that is ultimately responsible for implementing the program must report their progress in a nationally-televised prime time news cast ..and their progress MUST be based on a pre-determined list of specific benchmarks for each subsequent 30-day period.

6. Irv Picard's Pay Day. To the idiots that think the last tranche of $35 million is coming out of the pool that's supposed to be returned to the greedy schmucks that thought I was going to be their meal ticket for the next 10 generations: You're f**king mental retards. The money that Irv is getting is coming from SIPC's operating fund; the money that you think you should get above the $500k is going to come from whatever SIPC can recover from Jeff Picower and all of those bigshots that took out millions more than they put in. Jeff is in Afghanistan trying to buy up mineral rights, and the rest of those big shots are going to have their lawyers chew up the clawback letters and spit them out!
So, Happy New Year!

Ruth-no more matzoh balls, please!
Shana Tovah, all!
BLM

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on September 17, 2010 (boomark / email).