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This guy must've failed his persuasive writing class

By NBlack

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Professional White Guy - LONELY - 38 (The Beach in S. Jersey)


Date: 2010-06-12, 12:53PM EDT


Hello ladies:

I am a recently divorced white guy looking to find real love again. I am not trying to "hook up" and I don't want an escort. I won't sign up to any third site to "verify that I am real and over 18 or not a criminal or any other b.s. like that" so please don't bother asking.

I am 5'10, 185 pounds. I have short brown hair and brown eyes. I am a good looking guy, I keep myself in shape and I am not bald or fat.

I have been a lawyer for the past 11 years but I am quitting. Likewise, I am selling my house and moving, but only by about 150 feet next door, which is my parents house and is the house I expect to own some day. I am only doing this now because since I am divorced and selling my house, I need a place to stay and my father is old and sick and my mom needs help with him.....so, I am going to be the good son for a little while (until I go crazy) and try to help her with him until I figure out the next chapter of my life.

Like I said, I am selling my house, and quitting my job. I will be completely debt free for the first time in my life since I was about 17, which is a good feeling, and I own my car outright. I live in South Jersey (Cape May County) so I am about 5 minutes from Stone Harbor Beaches.

I do not have any kids but do hope to have one or 2 some day (an heir and a spare). I am hoping to meet a nice pretty white girl with a brain in her head, preferably Christian, who does NOT have any kids yet. Children need a father and if they already have one, I don't want to be Daddy No. 2. The only exception is if you are a widow. Then, thats a whole different story and I would have no problem with meeting you. I really miss having a woman in my life. I was very happily married but apparently my wife was not. This hurt in a way that I can not describe. So, I am trying to find a nice girl again and trying to pick a girl up at a bar is just not my style.

If you are around 30, and are looking to meet a nice white guy who is a few years older than you, and you are pretty and not fat and hopefully Christian (or at least not an atheist or a Muslim) then PLEASE....send me an email. We can chat as long as you wish before ever deciding to meet each other. I am not trying to rush anything, but damn, I am lonely and frustrated. I know there must be a lot of girls that fit the category of what I am looking for and I know that I have a lot to offer to the right one. So, give it a shot. We can go to the beach if you want....cocktails are on me!

Peace,

AJ
ps.....Pictures are nice!


  • Location: The Beach in S. Jersey
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests




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Full post as published by Legal Antics on June 17, 2010 (boomark / email).

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