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The Birds and the Bees - An English lesson

By scott

So, there I was sitting eating my lunch - a Cajun chicken baguette (thanks for asking) when I started wondering about the birds and the bees. Thankfully, I also came to some conclusions, which I will share with you all now.

Mock Duck : An instruction. Find a pond and get mocking.
Pigeon English: Used to describe someone English??who uses the word coo a lot and shits on you from a great height.
Big Bird: Woman who is of a large size and bright yellow coloured.
A Bee: The first two letters of the alphabet.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush: - Useful information for trading in Australia
Happy as a duck in water: - Tried this one at home and the Duck didn’t seem too happy when the water started boiling. On the plus side it was a nice soup.
Loose as a goose: As in ‘there’s a goose loose around this hoose’ one presumes. Often people make the mistake of thinking this was a mouse. They’re wrong. Get over it.
No spring chicken: Information informing you that the dish is off the menu at a restaurant.
Tastes just like Chicken: Yes, that’s because it’s chicken.
Chickens come home to roost: As opposed to booking a room at a Spa or a Hotel? It’s where they live, of course they’re going to come home.
Birds of a Feather: Sitcom.
Duck Down: What my duvet is made of.

Full post as published by Information Overload on December 17, 2008 (boomark / email).