Miscellaneous

To not be such a hater,

As sour as Darth Vader,

I?d make a brand new start.

I would give up all effrontery.

And I?d let George run the country,

If I only had a heart.

I?d not be such a boor.

I?d give alms to the poor,

And patronize the arts.

I wouldn?t be so tart, nor

Would I shoot my hunting partner,

If I only had a heart.

All smiles, instead of bile.

A happy, pleasant style!

I?d skip and dance along the Senate aisle.

I?d not despise; I?d compromise!

I?d shake hands and kiss the babies,

And be nice to Patrick Leahy,

That miserable fart.

And I?d love milk and honey

More than Halliburton money,

If I only had a heart.