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Hillary Does Top Ten List on Letterman Tonight

By Jeralyn

Spoiler alert: Stop here if you don't want to know what's on Hillary's top ten list of things she loves about America that will air on the David Letterman show tonight.

If you want to know some of them, keep reading below the fold:

Crisp bacon, TiVo and round-the-clock Internet service....

No. 8 "Thanks to the Internet, I can order new pantsuits 24/7 — there's your pantsuit joke, Dave. Are you happy now?"

A frequent guest on other late night comedy shows, she offered this No. 2 in her taped remarks: "Is this the part where I say, 'Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!'?"

No. 9 was "Canadian bacon: Soggy and chewy; American bacon: Crisp and delicious!"

And her No. 1 answer for loving the U.S. "Apparently anyone can get a talk show."

Full post as published by TalkLeft on May 05, 2008 (boomark / email).