Miscellaneous

A man leaves his first wife driving north at 64 mph. How long does it take him to get to his second wife?

Mohammed Anwar was recently busted in Scotland for driving more than double over the Glasgow speeding limit. That qualified him to instantly have his driver's license revoked. But in court, he presented an interesting argument for needing to keep his license:

Mohammed Anwar said a ban would make it difficult to commute between his two wives and fulfill his matrimonial duties.

His lawyer told a Scottish court the Muslim restaurant owner has one wife in Motherwell and another in Glasgow - he is allowed up to four under his religion - and sleeps with them on alternate nights.

And the court bought it, giving him a heavy fine and some points but letting him keep his license.

Dude, Mohammed, haven't you seen "Big Love?" Just build yourself a multi-home complex man. Seriously.

Full post as published by Quiz Law on April 15, 2008 (boomark / email).