Miscellaneous

Oh Sweet Mercy Mother of God

You see that cute couple there to the left? Those poor people had a child in 2001, which died of a congenital heart defect a few hours after it was born. However, last May, they finally successfully had a child together.

Good for them, right?

Oh, and I know what you're thinking -- he's kind of old for her, huh? Well, you're right about that -- he's 61 and she's 39. But, as the man (John Earnest Deaves) said: "Emotions take over, as people no doubt realize. There are times during your life where emotions do rule the heart, it rules the head."

I think we can all understand that, right?

Oh, wait: He's also her fucking father!

That's right, ladies and gentlemen. This lovely couple are daughter and father -- and not in the adopted, step, or spiritual way: They're blood relatives, bitches. Granted, they didn't see each other for 30 years after he left his daughter's mother, but when the reunited, they reunited in style.

Mrs Deaves said soon after reuniting with her father she began to see him as a man first and her father second.

"I was looking at him, sort of going, oh, he's not too bad. Like you might look at a man across the bar at a nightclub."

She said the physical relationship with her father was like "a sexual relationship with any other man".

For Mr Deaves the sexual relationship was "absolutely fantastic".

You hear that ladies -- a sexual relationship with your father can be "fantastic!" All of you women with bad sexual lives, well, you've just been looking in the wrong places. Try the family dinner table, next time.

Full post as published by Quiz Law on April 07, 2008 (boomark / email).