Miscellaneous

Florida + Ninja = Awesome!

That headline came from reader Sean with a link to this story. Does it live up to his hype?

A ninja, or at least someone dressed like one, is lurking in the shadows of Palm Beach County.

The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office says a heavyset man with a visible potbelly and a ninja costume unsuccessfully tried to steal two different ATMs over the past two weeks.

Security video from the automated teller machines showed the unidentified man dressed in a black ninja outfit with a hood that showed only his eyes.

Not bad, although for shame on the AP for posting this article without the video of the fat Florida ninja. I mean, come on -- I'm picturing a Chris Farley looking mother fucker, with his belly hanging out of a bad Halloween store ninja costume, and it's rocking my world. Actually, I guess the video couldn't possibly live up to that image, so maybe the AP made the right call after all.

Full post as published by Quiz Law on January 23, 2009 (boomark / email).