Legal Commentary

But I Don't Have Any Dumb Friends

By Professor University of Miami School of Law

Scholars and Rogues, How to win the Iraq war debate against your dumb friends.

Recently I was arguing with one of my dumber friends about the Iraq war. He loves Bush and thinks bigger bombs is the answer in Iraq. I wasn’t gaining any ground in the argument until I used a simple analogy. I said, “Your solution is like shattering an expensive vase and then saying, ‘We need to keep smashing it until it’s fixed.’”

I stumped him. He was silent. So here’s a brief list of other analogies you can use on your dumb friends. And the truth is, I’ve seen similar ones work on some of the smartest political pundits.

Actually, I’m not sure if I know anyone who supports the war any more, although I know people with varying views about how one extricates from it. If they do support it, they’re awful quiet about it. Statistically, you’d expect there would be a number in the student body, but then I don’t spend that much time talking politics with students. Maybe I should?

Full post as published by Discourse.net on April 11, 2008 (boomark / email).