Law Students

Love Train!

By Steve Pirates

So, the states aren’t even remotely following what their elections were. New Hampshire and New Jersey just unanimously cast their delegate votes for Obama. This is utterly insane. The homeslice from New Mexico went off in Espanol and then was about to cast their votes and then dramatically yielded to the LAND OF LINCOLN….. Then listed off their entire state executive branch…. Then Illinois went after passing earlier… And then Illinois went crazy and predicted that the Cubs and the White Sox would be in the world series, and then Illinois yielded to New York (home of Hillary Clinton) and then everything went crazy nuts. And then Hillary Clinton and Governor Patterson started working their way through the crowd. And in a moment of utter surprise Hillary Clinton was introduced (after some guy introduced everyone from New York by name… literally everyone from Governor to Senators to Attorney General to the Controller)…..

And Hillary Clinton on behalf of the great state of New York, with eyes on the future, in the spirit of Unity, asked the convention to nominate Obama by Acclaim! And they panned to all these middle age women crying. Hillary Clinton asked that the Roll Call be suspended… all votes be counted.. and that Obama be nominated by Acclaim. Then there was a huge chant of Hillary Hillary Hillary!!! But it didn’t really take off that much. Like not as much as I was worried about. And then the Secretary leading the Roll Call stepped aside and Nancy Pelosi asked for a Second, and everyone said Aye, and then asked for all in favor to say Aye, and enough said Aye and that was that.

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And now they are playing Love Train. I wonder if my generation’s politicians will play Emo, or Hardcore Rap when we start running for high office.

Full post as published by Jolly Lawger on August 27, 2008 (boomark / email).