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Dear Ferrero Rocher Assholes,

By Grace

Every year, you are consistently on my "Why I Hate The Holidays" list.

Here's why:

Have any of you people ever had dogs as pets? You have? Ok good. That's a start. So, you know when someone knocks on your door or rings your doorbell? What does your dog do?

Your dog BARKS. AND BARKS. AND BARKS. AND BARKS!!!

And as much as we may love our dogs, we probably love our dogs the least when they are hysterically barking at nothing.

So what kind of psycho, crazy, mean-spirited, Santa-hating, asshole WOULD MAKE A HOLIDAY COMMERCIAL THAT CENTERS AROUND A FUCKING DOORBELL?

Every time that commercial comes on which is, like 40 times a day, my dog who, admittedly, is as dumb as a box of rocks, goes crazy.

I will never, EVER eat your candy. And I hope your Christmas sucks. Asshole.
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Full post as published by Law with Grace on November 17, 2008 (boomark / email).