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RE: Celebrity Apprentice 
From: Andy
To: Dad

Dad- We've decided to dk the idea about pot dispensaries; Picard's people told us they would be clawing back every plant they could get their hands on. Sounds to me as if they're planning on helping Dimon re: the request he made to Harbeck's office last week.

Sooo, we've got a much better idea, and its a global franchise! You'll love it!

1. There's no need to outsource supply of product, we'll be tapping into the stock pile that you amassed; the one that Jeff Picower is now watching over for us.  He and Shana have already paired up to endorse the new idea!  See the photo on the right, that's them at the first trade show they've attended...


2. No need to lease store-fronts for dispensing; we're going to private label the same handy-dandy, portable devices that CrackHead Kudlow reported about last week; retrofitted ATM machines that dispense gold coins when people insert paper currency! Let's face, "the trend is your friend," as you always like to say, and everything points to the fact that gold is going to be the new currency for the new global economy!

3. Donald Trump has already scored a promotional deal with the company that makes these things, and he's invited me to be on the next series of Celebrity Apprentice; so we've already created a marketing campaign that Donald and his team will be judging.

4. Best news: Mom will always be part of the celebrity endorsers We've already installed a machine at the Montauk Yacht Club!

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on May 18, 2010 (boomark / email).