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The Great Cleavage Calamity

By Jack Huber

There's something strange going on in Florida. Voluptuous overreactions are popping out of seemingly innocent situations. Earlier this week, we brought you the story of a Naples woman who assaulted her roommate over missing Thin-Mint Girl Scout cookies. And today ... Laura Campanello was leaving a meeting with her son?s guidance counselor at Bayshore High School in Manatee County. As she passed a woman in the hallway, she could not help but notice that there was a nook (or perhaps a cleft or a gulf) visible in the woman's chest area that was not appropriate for an institute of learning. When she complained, she was informed by a school official that he could not tell an adult woman how she should dress. This simple statement apparently sparked a sense of liberation within Ms Campanello because, according to official reports her reaction was: ?Oh, then I can ? just do this!? Whereupon she pulled down her own shirt and, as described by Deputy Greg Jenkins, ?reached in with both hands, pulled both breasts out and squeezed them together...continue to full post

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