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A Picnic Table?

By John Mesirow

This one is just really strange. Per wtol.com:

Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table.

Holy shiznit! So what charge is Mr. Price looking at? A felony!

What makes this a felony, Johnson says, is that it took place in close proximity to a school, which made it likely that children could have seen Price.

And if all that isn't bad enough, a neighbor videotaped the latest incident. Said Police Captain Johnson,

Once you think you've seen it all, something else comes around.

Here's the source.

Full post as published by Legal Juice on April 01, 2008 (boomark / email).