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#Madoff Makes Out With NY Times Reporter

To Bernie:
From: Ben

Bernie, Baby!.. Good work with that gal from the Times. I'm on the phone with Harvey now. He says he'll up the upfront portion if you'll throw in all rights to your blog, and that iPad app that Shana's friends are making. Get back to me!


Bernie:
Enough with the front page attention..Remember what I told you? Anyway, what time does that guy Allen Stanford get here? I've got some tomatoes for him.
Junior


Benny: Tell Harvey Weinstein that he's got bigger crooks working with him than I ever did. He wants the rights to the Madoff Ponzi Game download??!!! Fine...that piece is separate from the deal, if he wants it, tell him it'll cost $55 million.

Anyway, you can call that gal Susie Filan in Westport; she's representing me on this deal.  And, deal little Erin that I'm sorry she didn't get the scoop on this. Janey too. Diana gave me something the other two gals wouldn't...

BLM

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on February 16, 2011 (boomark / email).