Miscellaneous

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful bust...

...That started with a lil' dimebag, and an arrest that's so unjust.

The driver was named Dawn Wells, better known as Mary Ann,
A friend of hers tried to take the fall, at least that was the plan ... at least that was the plan.

But the court started getting tough, the story sounded too plain,
So Wells is going to the clink, cause of her mary jane ... cause of her mary jane.

She'll spend five days in a cell at this uncharted little jail,
With murderers,
And rapists too,
The topper and his "wife,"
The street cruisers,
The gang bangers and drug users,
Here in Gilligans Jail!

Full post as published by Quiz Law on March 12, 2008 (boomark / email).