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: Legal JuiceDid The "My Breasts Are Too Big" Defense Work?
By John Mesirow
For real - this defense was really used in court. The charge against Japanese pin-up Serena Kozakura was kicking a hole in a door, and then crawling through it to enter an apartment. She was convicted. On appeal, Serena's lawyer argued that, with a 44-inch chest, she could not possibly have fit through the hole in the door! The Judge agreed, and tossed the case. Said Serena,
?I used to hate my body so much, but it was my breasts that won in court.?Shazam! Props to wizbangblog and Japundit for finding this story. Click here to see the story as posted on Weird Asia News (including photos and video).
Full post as published by Legal Juice on March 07, 2008 (boomark / email).
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