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September 2005 - ?Transquips?

By Judge Jerry Buchmeyer

From Lynn Brooks of DeSoto, who is a certified shorthand reporter:

Q. You must have been hurt in some event. What type of injury did you get?

A. Finger mashed.

Q. Nothing you lost time from work from?

A. (Indicating)

Q. I?m sorry?

A. Got a burn here. I didn?t lose any time. It?s frozen.

Q. People were a lot tougher. That?s a two-year disability injury these days.

Mr. Jones: I?ll object to my own sidebar and continue.

Full post as published by Say What! on January 05, 2010 (boomark / email).