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: Structured Settlements 4RealStructured Settlement Industry 12 Days of Christmas Parody
By John Darer
We've all lived through a lot this year so in reflecting back over the past 12 months it's only fitting that we memorialize it in an irreverent song! Click the image below for background music!
- On the 1st day Xmas my Industry gave to me, a cartridge in a Bair Tree
- On the 2nd day of Xmas my industry gave to me, 2 credential puffers and a cartridge in a Bair Tree
- On the 3rd day of Xmas, my industry gave to me, 3 SCHIPs, 2 credential puffers and a cartridge in a Bair Tree
- On the 4th day of Xmas, my industry gave to me 4 SNT's, 3 SCHIPs, 2 credential puffers and a cartridge in a Bair Tree
- On the 5th day of Xmas, my industry gave to me Wentworth's BANKRUPTCY!, 4 SNTs, 3 SCHIPs, 2 Credential puffers and a cartridge in a Bair Tree
- On the 6th Day of Xmas, my industry gave to me 6 mediations, Wentworth's BANKRUPTCY!, 4 SNTs , 3 SCHIPS, 2 Credential puffers and a cartridge in a Bair Tree
- On the 7th day of Xmas, my industry gave to me, 7 cash now pushers, 6 mediations, Wentworth's BANKRUPTCY!, 4 SNTs, 3 SCHIPS, 2 credential puffers and a cartridge in a Bair Tree.
- On the 8th day of Xmas my industry gave to me, 8 "Snot Rotsteins", 7 cash now pushers, 6 mediations, Wentworth's BANKRUPTCY!, 4 SNTs, 3 SCHIPS, 2 credential puffers and a cartridge in a Bair Tree.
- On the 9th day of Xmas, my industry gave to me, 9 Pats Pedantic, 8 "Snot Rotsteins", 7 cash now pushers, 6 mediations, Wentworth's BANKRUPTCY!, 4 SNTs, 3 SCHIPS, 2 credential puffers and a cartridge in a Bair Tree.
- On the 10th day of Xmas, my industry gave to me, 10 FatViking Singers, 9 Pats Pedantic, 8 "Snot Rotsteins", 7 cash now pushers, 6 mediations, Wentworth's BANKRUPTCY!, 4 SNTs, 3 SCHIPS, 2 credential puffers and a cartridge in a Bair Tree.
- On the 11th day of Xmas, my industry gave to me, 11 Babeners Babbling 10 FatViking Singers, 9 Pats Pedantic, 8 "Snot Rotsteins", 7 cash now pushers, 6 mediations, Wentworth's BANKRUPTCY!, 4 SNTs, 3 SCHIPS, 2 credential puffers and a cartridge in a Bair Tree.
- On the 12th day of Xmas, my industry gave to me, 12 "Crackberries" 'Brating, 11 Babeners Babbling 10 FatViking Singers, 9 Pats Pedantic, 8 "Snot Rotsteins", 7 cash now pushers, 6 mediations, Wentworth's BANKRUPTCY!, 4 SNTs, 3 SCHIPS, 2 credential puffers and a cartridge in a Bair Tree.
Need help carrying the tune? Simply click below so you can sing or hum along!
Happy holidays to all; and to all a good night!
Full post as published by Structured Settlements 4Real on December 24, 2009 (boomark / email).
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