Miscellaneous

Hey Ma! Look! My Pubes!

Here's some advice to our readers out there in QuizLaw land, and listen good: Don't ever fuck with a restaurant cook. You'd think this would be obvious; you'd think it was just common sense. If your food sucks, eat it anyway. Or don't. But don't send it back. For the love of God, don't ever send it back. You never know what you'll get in return, but more times than not, there will be something in your food -- saliva, semen, trace amounts of excrement --- that you shouldn't be putting in your mouth.

Of course, most of the time, cooks/waitresses are smart enough not to make it obvious. Not so with a Wisconsin man, Ryan Kropp, a Texas Roadhouse cook who became displeased with a customer when the customer insisted on sending his steak back. Kropp refused to comp him, but he was nice enough to make him a new steak to send home. With his public hairs inside.

The customer took the steak to the po-po, and now poor Kropp -- who was just doing what human nature requires -- is facing three-and-a-half years prison. Apparently, placing foreign objects in edibles is a felony. But don't think that's going to dissuade your cook.

Full post as published by Quiz Law on February 29, 2008 (boomark / email).