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By NBlack

Disgruntled Lawyer Seeks Hot Girl for Broken Plans and Disappointment - 33 (Lower East Side)

Reply to: pers-jgmm9-1258273540@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}
Date: 2009-07-07, 5:02PM EDT

Hi there, I'm a depressed overweight overworked balding lawyer that hates his job and suffers from loneliness and high blood pressure. I'd like to meet a fun, carefree, hot girl 5 or more years younger than me who is impossibly out of my league in the looks department. I will make dates with you and usually break them because I often have to work late nights and weekends because I'm a corporate slave. Unfortunately my expectations for women are extremely high due to over a decade of viewing unrealistically hot girls in porn. Also, I'm up to my eyeballs in debt due to the educational loan sharks that got me into this mess. If you think you might be a good match, email me with pics. Thanks!

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Full post as published by Legal Antics on July 12, 2009 (boomark / email).

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