Law Humor

Who Has Bernie's Balls??!!

Thank you for getting Bernie's clubs.

What he thinks he is going to do with them, I can't imagine. Although the "new place" supposedly has golf..and tennis! Just as long as Ike remembers not to put his first choice at the top of the list..big mistake. Victor's wife said they make sure to give you your last choice. What morons these government people are!

Anyway, did you remember to get mine too? And my golf shoes?

PROBABLY NOT, BUT GIVE ME A THOUGHT ONCE IN A WHILE! I might want to go HIT BALLS - and I won't say whose, but you can guess.

So, "Ruthie is being, well.. Ruthie?"
Who else should I be?

You think I'm not in agony??

I can't even go in the street with being followed! I can't even take a doggy bag home from dinner without being written about in The Post!

It wouldn't kill you to visit me.. or would it?
I'll cook something nice for you. I know that Marion doesn't remember how to cook anything. Maybe I'll make a brisket? Roast Chicken? or HUMBLE PIE!

Mark better not be writing "A Tell All;" not a very good idea - but that's my boy; full of not very good ideas, but I adore them both, and Shana too.

If you drop by the club again, get my clubs, shoes, the stuff from my locker.. don't suppose I'll be hanging out there anymore.
I'm home.. just the one home.
As ever,
RAM

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on May 30, 2009 (boomark / email).