Miscellaneous

Today's Story Brought to You By the Letter "D" for "Dirty"

Up in Canada, eh, a 30-year-old woman and her 26-year-old male friend were discovered by a police officer who had been called to the area because of suspicious activity. When he arrived, eh, he heard noises coming out of a nearby dumpster. He looked in and (likely after yelping something like "what's this all aboot, buddy?") found the couple naked and, uhm, coupling.

The woman was sent on her way, but the guy was arrested on some unrelated charge (unspecificied in the article, so probably some outstanding warrant or some souch).

When the man was later asked for a statement, he said, "I'm Oscar the Grouch and I fuck where I wants, son!"

(Hat tip to reader Kecia)

Full post as published by Quiz Law on April 29, 2009 (boomark / email).