Law Humor

I must tell the whole world how proud I am of you for going to Ezra's last night.

Too bad you couldn't fit one those Rothko's in one your Birkins! They should be honored that you're still socializing with them considering....$2 mil in, when he made $250 million in fees?! Disgraceful. Well, that's something he brought on by himself. Always such a smart guy, right?

I got Andy's note already; its obvious that he needs to learn to say no with dignity - as I always do.

Seder here was fine, but these guards are such turkeys, almost as stupid as the feds chasing each other around in the courtrooms and God knows where else. I'm hearing they're still sitting on 17 surfing the internet all day. Something like 20 visits a day to this blog, just from "SEC" and "DOJ".. Some use of taxpayer money, right?

Picard must be having a bad case of vertigo by now.

The guards you met the other day actually inspected the Matzohs to make sure the edges weren't sharp enough to be used as weapons! They should only know what that stuff is like when it goes through the digestive tract.. then, it's a weapon!

Our big meal was canned chicken soup, a little roasted chicken - the usual dreck that Sonnie would make. Frankie S. was kind enough to be playing " The Theme From Exodus,"
and not too loud for once. Then he played a bunch of Sinatra CD's, Frankie D. would have gotten a kick out of that. I got more Franks around me than I've got beans. Oy.

Unfortunately, they gave fresh fruit for dessert. I was so happy to see fruit, that I took a banana.. I figured, it was the best deal from the bruised apples. Well, darling, between the matzohs and the banana... I was groaning on that exposed toilet seat this morning.

Tell the Boys, My Sons, that if I don't see them here, Friday-- I'm cutting them out of my will! I really mean this!

BTW--That woman Susan already sent in a copy of her book; f--king guards won't let me have it though; they say its "inappropriate material". What? I'm f--king 70 and locked in a jail!

Make sure to get a copy of it to Lucinda Franks--she sounds like she could use some spicing up in her life, maybe it'll inspire her to do the right thing for Bob.

BLM