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Multiple Choice Fact Pattner (Archive Post 1/22/2008)

By Steve Pirates

Back in February of 2007, I went to Guitar Center to purchase a Gibson Melody Maker with two singlecoil pickups. They didn?t have the guitar in stock, so I special ordered it. I gave them the price of the guitar, and they gave me a receipt.

In May my guitar arrived (Gibson is notoriously slow). They had sent the wrong one. So, Guitar Center had to sell that to someone else, and re-order my guitar. Last week I called them to check on my order status and they informed me that the Melody Maker had been discontinued, and my order would probably not come in.

Today I went in to Guitar Center to see if there was another guitar that I might be interested in, or a bass, or something else cool. There really wasn?t.

Now, keep in mind, I have about eight (8) guitars, two (2) basses, a few amps, and I am in fact a drummer. So, I really didn?t need anything from there.

Since, I didn?t find anything I liked, I canceled my order. I then took that money and went to Macy?s and bought a suit for interviews and an upcoming 1L ?opening/closing? competition.

I am:
A) A Sell-Out
B) Old
C) All of the above

Full post as published by Jolly Lawger on April 08, 2009 (boomark / email).