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Ezra's Irked-More Finger Pointing...Oy!

From: Ezra
To: Bernie

There aren't enough plagues that can attack your tush right now.

1. You and your sons and your meshugenah blog! You didn't learn what happens when you let your smart ass sons post about 'upcoming events"??

First your little pisher Andrew tells the world about that goniff Alan Stanford, and a week later, the guy's name and photograph are on the front page of BusinessWeek, and three days after that, he's charged with who knows what by the SEC. What's with you people?? You know so much, and all of a sudden, now you have to send smoke signals to not only the Indian chiefs, but the SEC chiefs, too??

Now there isn't a single news media company that isn't following your blog looking for scoops!! Even Lucinda Franks keeps stealing your stuff--and her husband's a DA!!!

2. Yesterday, you let your son Mark light a fuse, and obviously, that caused Mr. Cuomo to file the most ridiculous charges in the world--all two days before Passover!!! Sacri-religious!--but that's something that my lawyers will deal with.

3. Speaking of lawyers--Bernie, I know that I only had a few million of my own cash in the fund--what was it? $2 million--that "grew" to $7 million? and I probably took out $150 million in fees, but tell me what you and Ike worked out about the conflict thing.

My guy, Andy Levander isn't only representing John Thain, but he's also representing Vic Teicher. I'm still scratching my head about that--because Vic seems to remember telling me not to invest with you, and I really don't seem to remember much at all--accept that Ruth's kugel has always been outstanding!

So, I should remember what I told the people at NYU??? Why would I remember anything more than Walter Noel??

Anyway, I'm thinking of sitting at the head of the table on Wednesday. We'll be using the 40ft Sotheby's piece this year. Lots of people to entertain. Ruth and the boys are invited, regardless of all of the tsuris. I can't say what's going to be hidden this year; too many people are reading your fukaked blog.

This too shall pass.

Ezra

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on April 06, 2009 (boomark / email).