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Gosh, you'll do it for *free*? What a deal!

By NBlack

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Lawyer looking for Model/Actress Needing FREE Green Card - 31 (Midtown East)


Reply to: pers-4jdmn-1086370168@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-03-22, 9:31AM EDT


I am willing to marry a girl looking for a Permanent Green Card for FREE, provided that she's very attractive and willing to commit for the 2.5 years it takes to get one. I'm at the age where I have to decide whether a "real" marriage is for me, and since I've never lived with a girl 24/7, nor have I been with the same person for over 2 years, I am curious if the institution of marriage is for me. Would I like it, or would I get bored? I'd rather find out here than when (and if) I actually do get married. So that's the condition: it's not a business arrangement; we would be living together like a couple, acting like one, and doing what married people do for the entire time. I have filled out immigration petitions for clients before, but never for my own prospective wife. And the whole interview process is a piece of cake IF the marriage is genuine. If two people don't live together, they inevitably fail. You really have to know A LOT about the other person -- as a married couple would -- in order to get approved. If you're interested -- and very attractive (since I am doing this for free, and I am not charging rent or anything -- I'd like someone beautiful to look at each day). If you're smart, conversant, and fun preferably Canadian or from the UK that would be ideal (since language wouldn't be a barrier).....email me with more than just a pic if you're interested.




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