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Bernie's Bars..This Show Isn't Over!!

What? Somebody thinks that we were surprised by Judge Denny's decision this morning??!!

Of course not!!

Which is exactly why Ruth got together on Tuesday with Susan B. for the 'decorating trip'. Just read Tuesday's posting!!!!

Anyway, thanks to Judge Denny for allowing Susan to come by and fix this place up in advance. Its actually not so bad at all.

I've got a private room, but Sue decorated it in case Paul Greenwood or Steve Walsh needs a place to "crash", and I'm hearing that tonight's dinner is one of my favorites, grilled sausage with peppers on french bread!!

So--since I let everyone know about the "Twitter" account this morning, I've been inundated with questions via the cell phone, and everyone wants to know what's going to be happening on this blog.

I've got great news--the show goes on!

Contrary to what many think, and while Ira is appealing my temporary residence issue, I'm going to have access to email, they've got a library here with cable TV, I can get on to the internet, and I'll be visited every day by family and friends.

Janey Wells has already scheduled an exclusive interview with me here, and I'm expecting to have plenty of other people stopping by.

That means that it won't just be me updating with great stuff, but Baby Ruth, and a few surprise guests will be joining in on a regular basis. Like always, the Madoff's will be delivering nice, consistent returns, and nobody is going to be disappointed! Trust Me!!

For all of you that want to advertise your products and services here, including our newest partner, Despair Inc. , the bad news is that advertising/product placement and endorsement fees are going to go up since the demand has gone up so much, but the good news is that our traffic will go up from 4000 daily visitors to 40,000 visitors. We had more than 10,000 visitors since 10 am this morning!!! Everyone wins!!

And Annette is going to be in charge of keeping those visitor traffic stats totally accurate!!

p.s. special thanks to worth1000.com for taking the photo!

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on March 12, 2009 (boomark / email).