Law Humor

Bummer. And I was so tempted to reply.

By NBlack

Hot SWM seeking Asian Woman - 40 (Newport Beach)

Reply to: pers-1031409625@craigslist.org ^[?]
Date: 2009-02-11, 8:38PM PST

Me . . . very intelligent (multiple graduate degrees & business owner); family-oriented but never married & no kids (for real); yoga & 7-10 mile runs on the beach 4+ times a week; stylish, fashionable, playful and personable; not impressed with games or party girl types; homebody at night for the most part; relatively new to OC; dedicated, responsible, consistent & monogamous; tired of dating non-serious, beautiful women; gets a good amount of attention, but apparently not the right kind -- hahahaha.

You . . . Asian, 22-32, thin & attractive or very attractive or whatever you might want to call someone who gets a lot of attention; intelligent and family-oriented too; not into partying or getting attention for the sake of getting attention; have an affinity for fashion and personal appearance; loving and affectionate (no cold lawyer types, please); poised, graceful and elegant; never married & no kids (just like me); committed to exercise or staying fit in some fashion -- non-smoker.

I've posted one picture and have lots more including ones from modeling shoots. You should respond with same. Let's see if we can capture & retain each other's attention.

Full post as published by Legal Antics on February 23, 2009 (boomark / email).