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Daisy: Hello? This is Daisy. 

Career Services: This is career services from you law school. We are calling to take the employment survey for the class of 2008. Do you have a moment? 

Daisy: Well how long will it take? I'm packing and running out the door to catch a flight. 

Career Services: Only a few minutes. 

Daisy: Ok then. 

Career Services (sounding chipper): Are you currently employed? 

Daisy: No. 

Career Services (sounding not so chipper): Oh. Are you seeking employment? Are you aware as an alumni (hey idiots as a female I'm an alumnae, just saying) you can make an appointment to speak with someone. 

Daisy: (Thinking to myself: Self, I know this. I also know our career services department doesn't have any employers giving job listings to them because they suck. Hard core suckage.) Well thank you. 

Career Services (sounding despondent & awkward): Ok well I suppose the rest of my questions are irrelevant. Erm. Yeah. Good luck? 

Daisy: Whatever. 

Thank you career services for making me feel like worthless pile of unemployed dog poo. 

In other news, BISMOW & I are catching an afternoon flight to my parents house for a weekend with the family. Woo! 

And Ismael? All is forgiven. No hard feelings. Just another joke lost the inter-webs that has no facial expressions to help us all out. (Damn you inter-web & your lack of facial expression!) 

I'm still waiting for the first 8 comments on my last post from people who are not linked on my blog roll so I can re-gift that award out. Ismael, you count! 

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