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My friends and family..Do you know Cohmad too?

Alot of people are already asking, "Was your wife really helping you cook the books?"

I can't say for right now. After all, I've already deposited half a million bucks into her attorney's account. We wouldn't want that to disappear, would we??

Oh--let me tell you. Or let them tell you. My wonderful sons are completely innocent.. At the left side, you you can see a picture of my son Mark deep sea fishing off our yacht. Looks like he's caught a live one, just like his Dad!...(Ok, so he goes after little pikers, and I land the whales..)

I think that photo was taken in the Bahamas. I can't remember. I probably won't be remembering much in the weeks ahead. But Mark is a great kid: check out this video of him on our yacht, after he just bought a big piece of a company that makes fishing reels. Poetic, isn't it?

Listen-Mark earned his money the old fashioned way....I paid him for front running customer orders. I taught him everything he knows and that house of his in Greenwich, CT (21 CHERRY VALLEY ROAD) doesn't even have a mortgage on it.

And if anyone is asking about my good friend Sonny Cohn.. my 'front man' at Cohmad Securites; sure he funneled tens of millions in and out of the firm. He's a shlepper, but he's got a beauty of house in Manhasset, NY..Drive by and check it out..gorgeous..its at 54 Elderfields Rd...He'll be the first to swear that the tens of millions that he made off of this deal was the only real money he ever earned.

Full post as published by Bernard Madoff on December 18, 2008 (boomark / email).