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Lawyers should never ask a grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer

By Bill Marler, Esq.

pimg width="200" vspace="5" hspace="5" height="181" align="left" src="http://www.marlerblog.com/uploads/image/LCCH_Courtroom_3.jpg" alt="" /A friend of mine sent me this tonight - too good not to share:/p p style="margin-left: 40px;"emIn a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, quot;Mrs. Jones, do you know me?quot;br / /em/p p style="margin-left: 40px;"emShe responded, quot;Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and youbr / manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.quot;br / /em/p p style="margin-left: 40px;"emThe lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, quot;Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?quot;br / /em/p p style="margin-left: 40px;"emShe again replied, quot;Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.quot; The defense attorney almost died.br / /em/p p style="margin-left: 40px;"emThe judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said:br / /em/p p style="margin-left: 40px;"emquot;If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair.quot;/em/pimg src="http://feeds.lexblog.com/~r/MarlerBlog/~4/489302524" height="1" width="1"/

Full post as published by Marler Blog on December 18, 2008 (boomark / email).