Intellectual Property Law

The 44th president of the United States of America is Sequoia Voting System's touchscreen machine, otherwise known as DRE 700. With 259 electoral votes, the machine ran especially strong in districts that use electronic voting machines, where it captured an incredible 100 percent of the votes. However, in rural districts that used paper ballots or lever machines, it received no votes at all.

Pundits say the dark horse DRE 700 did no campaigning but appealed to voters because it carried none of the baggage the other Washington insider candidates carried, since it spent the better part of its life not on Capitol Hill, but in storage.

The Onion News Network has the details about this political upset:

Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President