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I must've missed the definition of "self defense" when I was in law school

So a paralegal beheaded a dude and his lawyer, who he works for, gave a press conference to explain how it was self-defense. He says that a gang member allegedly forced his way into Brian Waldron's home:

After a confrontation, Waldron allegedly hit the man with a metal pipe, placed him in the bathtub, cut off his head and limbs and bagged them in plastic, acts his attorney referred to as "not something normal." He then buried the body parts in the Sierra.

Uhm, ok, hitting the dude with a pipe -- sure, maybe that's self-defense. But then acting like motherfucking Dexter? What the Christ?

Full post as published by Quiz Law on November 02, 2008 (boomark / email).