Miscellaneous

That Dude is Really Happy to See You

A Canadian man, arrested for failing to show up to several court dates, is searched and thrown into jail. Unfortunately, the cops failed to check one certain area:

It was only when he was being checked in to prison that guards discovered nine grams of marijuana wrapped around his penis. [John Christopher] Williams says it was all a misunderstanding.

A misunderstanding? Dude: A misunderstanding is when your wife asks you to pick up bread and you bring home eggs. A misunderstanding is confusing a man named Barack Hussein for a Middle-Eastern dictator. Wrapping nine grams of bud around your schlong ain't a misunderstanding, it's an awesome Tuesday night for someone.

(Mini Diversion: How many grams can you wrap around your penis?)

Full post as published by Quiz Law on June 19, 2008 (boomark / email).